What is going on with these pants?!

[Jimmy_James]

Nutslacks, the mullet of legwear: Business up front, Party in the rear~

Thank you for showing me that there is still laughter in the world. I was beginning to worry.

-JJ

[Duke]

itz teabagging pants.

[Throbblefoot]

Nutslacks, the mullet of legwear: Business up front, Party in the rear~

Sweet – We have our tag line!

-Throbblefoot

[Throbblefoot]

I finally figured out what’s going on with these pants. You unzip them until the whole flap is hanging in front of you, and then you throw the flap over your shoulder. Thorough access!

-Throbblefoot

PS -

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o’er your shoulder
Like a regimental (or continental) soldier
Do your ears hang low?

[Zanchile]

bumping to get spammers thread off front page