What if there was a "Primaryless Event"?

(TheStrangerous) #1

Imagine this:

Late Friday night
SD workers are exhausted
everybody leaves for the weekend
somebody forgets to close the window
some cat walks in
the cat walks around the keybard and accidentally hits the update button

The game has a bug
Every merc can’t use their primaries

Now which merc would be best, and which would be the worst, when it comes down to secondary only?

Sparks wouldn’t feel that different, since her primary is an automatic secondary. So just a slightly worse finisher gun.

Rhino, Nader, Javelin and Fletcher would be a powerful force to reckon with, their abilities are simply powerful weapons.

Vassilli turns into a CQC scout, since his secondaries give quite a punch.

Thunder becomes a bulletproof cowboy, if you use his revolver.

(K1X455) #2

So what you’re saying is the cat can code better than the code cruncher…

Interesting :expressionless:

(TheStrangerous) #3

@K1X455 said:
So what you’re saying is the cat can code better than the code cruncher…

Interesting :expressionless:

Considering Shoe has a cat…

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That cat might be in the evil secret cat organisation, fighting with dog spies!

(K1X455) #4

@TheStrangerous said:

@K1X455 said:
So what you’re saying is the cat can code better than the code cruncher…

Considering Shoe has a cat…

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That cat might be in the evil secret cat organisation, fighting with dog spies!

Interesting… I wonder if the cat can solve my DPC/ISR stacking in the game.

#5

My Nader would become even more of a god-tier, transcendent queen.

(Press E) #6

I think rhino would be the best really. I almost never use his shotgun anyways.
Fletcher would be good since he still has his machine pistol (if he has one), and to a lesser extent proxy.
Sparks’s primary is great if you’re not godly with the revivr and want to do more than sit back and shoot teammates, so she wouldn’t be too great for most.

Melee builds could go over pretty well too though, considering most mercs wouldn’t have much of a ranged capacity. In that regard, kira is fast, and with the katana she could do very well. Same with sparks and aura if she was good enough with the beckhill

(GatoCommodore) #7

@K1X455 said:

@TheStrangerous said:

@K1X455 said:
So what you’re saying is the cat can code better than the code cruncher…

Considering Shoe has a cat…

SOBzH26.png1280x720

That cat might be in the evil secret cat organisation, fighting with dog spies!

Interesting… I wonder if the cat can solve my DPC/ISR stacking in the game.

(Artyrim) #8

I will use Phantom or Kira once we have this event,is not like I use their main weapons

(FishRolls) #9

I could finally use Phantom in piece.

(AlbinMatt) #10

Pistols are mindnumbingly OP if nit for their low capacity. Gimme a Beck with the Beretta and we’re set.

(kittz0r) #11

its called: Enemy Territory

(watsyurdeal) #12

What if there was a “no forums, shut the fuck up and play you punks” event

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(Chris Mullins) #13

@TheStrangerous Sadly that was my friends cat and I haven’t seen her for almost 3 years :’( She’s called Lottie and it probably the loveliest cat I have ever known.

As for Mercs, I think the Grandeur would get used a ton.

(Xenithos) #14

@watsyurdeal said:
What if there was a “no forums, shut the @$!# up and play you punks” event

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You would be happy because then you’d be allowed to play as well Mr 80 hours? Or is it a matter of tired of seeing forums posts that you HAVE to respond to? >:)

(watsyurdeal) #15

@Xenithos said:

@watsyurdeal said:
What if there was a “no forums, shut the @$!# up and play you punks” event

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You would be happy because then you’d be allowed to play as well Mr 80 hours? Or is it a matter of tired of seeing forums posts that you HAVE to respond to? >:)

It’s because people complain about such minor stuff it feels like, when yall should be playing if you have the time. That’s just my view of it.