What even is Lyfe

(hawkeyeguy99) #1

Have you ever just spray-painted your hair red, burrowed into your lawn feet first and pretended you’re a carrot?

(The_N00Ba) #2

no…
but it sounds like fun… :slight_smile:

(GatoCommodore) #3

have you ever tried drinking a bottle of antibiotics?

its nice.

(hawkeyeguy99) #4

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I’ve heard Listerine can get you lit if you drink enough of it. Get turnt.

(TheFluffyOne) #5

Have you ever sat long enough in the corner contemplating the questions of everything, only coming to the conclusion that the human mind is not capable of comprehending anything absolute of such scale, and then just believing everything is true and everything is false. Not taking it anymore you just started believing, whatever first came to mind, and now hidden in the closet you have a shrine dedicated to the god, who you believe with earnest conviction that will one day bring upon the great apocalypse, covering the world in pasta and meatballs, with an odd taste of tomato sauce. Now everyday you pray to, with great fear, in the corner the Flying Spaghetti Deity, hoping that he’ll spare you of such a delicious demise…

(The_N00Ba) #6

and I thought I went down deep in the rabbit hole…

(Your worst knifemare.) #7

A slightly baity title with a dissapointing result?

(Dr_Plantboss) #8

[quote=“Hawkeyeguy99;212245”]null
I’ve heard Listerine can get you lit if you drink enough of it. Get turnt.[/quote]

That’s actually true. People used to drink mouthwash to get drunk (because it’s like, 75% alcohol), and since it was legal to sell during prohibition (in the USA), and to children, mouthwash companies actually POISONED the mouthwash. This is why you get sick if you drink too much, you will both be drunk and dying.

(hawkeyeguy99) #9

Heard of some camp counselors who did that a few years back near me. They got fired lol

(GatoCommodore) #10

[quote=“Dr_Plantboss;212318”][quote=“Hawkeyeguy99;212245”]null
I’ve heard Listerine can get you lit if you drink enough of it. Get turnt.[/quote]

That’s actually true. People used to drink mouthwash to get drunk (because it’s like, 75% alcohol), and since it was legal to sell during prohibition (in the USA), and to children, mouthwash companies actually POISONED the mouthwash. This is why you get sick if you drink too much, you will both be drunk and dying.[/quote]

my friends used to drink cough syrup instead of Listerine
or huffing fake jenkems.

maybe i live in best part of town.