Answer: They are all broken in the profile page. They exist in the weapons tab, but do not count time or kills. Is this going to be changed eventually? I’d love to see just how many kills I have with my Lactic-40.
P.S. Now that I think about it, this may be in the wrong section 
The devs said that everything would work instantly if they reset the stats for these weapons.
But they don’t want to do that so it’s pretty difficult to fix I assume.
For all the weapons or just the ability weapons? Also, I feel like Fragger’s frag grenade and Fletcher’s sticky bombs should be added too if they decide to fix the ability weapons.
Its not hard to count my minigun kills since I played like 8 minutes with rhino and I regret all of that
Oh, I thought this thread was about them not having skins 
Snitch should also be on the list as it does 1HP damage.
True. And speaking of skins, shouldn’t the knives get skins soon? You can inspect the knife, so why not put some colour on it?
Yeah, the abilities.
It would be cool if the others would be added as well but who knows if SD actually keeps track of them.
I assume they do, though.
I think it’d be funny to compare a player’s Fletcher kills to his Sticky Bomb kills