What does Fragger hide in his backpack ?

(charismaticProvolone) #1

Okay guys , my first post on this account . Ever since the beta I always wondered this and came up with numerous theories and today I want to share them with you.

(cornJester) #2

It’s his picnic basket and supplies. Probably some roses and wine too, for when you can’t say it with machine guns or grenades.

(charismaticProvolone) #3

That is a pretty good one , but the question is : For whom is he keeping the roses ?

(cornJester) #4

Sawbonez, clearly. Gonna woo him with the roses so he can marry him and polish his stethoscope.

(InvaderGir) #5

Isn’t it obvious? He’s got a life outside of shooting bad guys until they’re dead y’know.

(GodsMistake) #6

Beer…the breakfast of champions!

(titaniumCrouton) #7

Clearly roses and machineguns. If he didn’t, nothing would be worth saying.

(Hadouken) #8

yarainaika doujins

(Reddeadcap) #9

Oh… oh my… :blush:

(Sinee) #10

Fragger hides another Fragger in his backpack. And inside that Fragger’s backpack is another Fragger.

You know… like those Russian dolls.
http://i.imgur.com/mj58XWU.png

(KattiValk) #11

Assuming Fragger still keeps old habits (because they die hard):
-500ml IV fluid bag with starter kit.
-70 ounces of water in a hydration bladder.
-2 MREs or something of the sort.
-Poncho.
-Spare undershirt.
-Spare batteries.
-Two pairs of socks.
-Rifle cleaning kit.
-Toiletries kit.
-Rubber gloves.
-Sling rope w/ snap links.
^the stuff a grenadier would carry in their assault rucksack

That’s assuming he has everything he’s supposed to have on his person and not in the bag (water, ammunition, grenades, cuffs, etc).

Plus, as he doubles as the squad automatic gunner with his GPMG, he could also be carrying:
-200 or so extra rounds in box magazines.
-SAW cleaning kit.
-Barrel bag.
^not including the standard stuff mentioned above.

Truth be told, that’s a lot of stuff. Aren’t you glad you’re not in infantry*?

*obviously if you are, then the comment is not directed at you, and I hope for your own back’s sake that you’re not light infantry.

Edit: I forgot the roses, he must keep a special box of them so they don’t get pressed flat.

(Volcano) #12

http://i.imgur.com/Qen4n6g.png
why Thunder of course

(Mr-Penguin) #13

Rose scented machine guns.

(Reddeadcap) #14

@Volcano and what’s in Thunder’s backpack? :open_mouth:

(PlayingUndead) #15

One half of Dazzler. Thunder holds the other half. When the time is right and their entwined fates demand it and the universe is on the line, they will fuse their halves of Dazzler in a move that could destroy us all or save us.

(titaniumCrouton) #16

Dazzler

(_retired_) #17

Nobody dares to touch the backpack since it has big letter H on it.
Inside is lab equipment for blue crystal meth.

You know, because he bit look and sounds like younger version of…him.

“Say my name.”

(qjack) #18

some sort of lunch, ammo and a magazin with a Miss Fragger 2015 Poster :wink:

(Fleshpound) #19

Throwing cactus. Real pain when he uses his “last resort” since even Rhino will cry in the corner,because of the PAIN!!

(misspo) #20

Excrement because he have to prioritise! Shitting is a wast of time.
(and i never saw him doing this, so dunno…)