What Did You Accomplish on DB Today?

(neverplayseriou) #21

Made a guy rage by playing Phantom in ranked.

(Artyrim) #22

@neverplayseriou said:
Made a guy rage by playing Phantom in ranked.

Your teammate? xD

(Chilled Sanity) #23

Got 3 meme beam team wipes in one game
Enemy Team got so salty that Uyuni salt flats would look microscopic if you compared them
5 shotgun mine shooting braindead fucks
Fuckboys are rushing the objective
Switch to Kushdaddy G41 Gen 1
Smonk teh objektiv
They are all rushing into my rapecloud
After 14 of them sliced and served cold they start going nader
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I’m getting bombarded so hard that Dresden bombing would look minuscule on comparison
Switch to Mama Bear in fear of life
Start popping their heads one by one from far away, like FAAAAR away
Apparently one of them is pissed hard and checked my steam
They realize I have a VAC
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All 5 of them start fucking spamming, calling me a cheater, a hacker, a noob (kek) and Ahhum. a -fa-guut-
Little they know for 1 hit I get I miss like 74
One of them calls me a no life faguut and tells me how I dont have any friends

That was uncalled for, anon.

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Entertained, switch back to memeweeb and vaporize them all in one go
Since this was their last push they get even saltier, They lost
We were a 3 man team, said “Press F to pay respects” and spammed F like no one ever could

I can imagine their salty faces as they comment on my profile like the salty plebian proxy-nader players they are

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Just before they quit I type “Dont worry life gets better, Hang in there, anon”
They call me a faguut one last time and leave

Tbh never had this much fun in this game

All werf

(Teflon Love) #24

Join a Stopwatch match a few minutes in as attackers on Trainyard, where the team was running against an invisible wall with a Guardian as only “medic”. Switched to Sparks. 2x20 Revives, 2xDoctor and 3xMiracle Worker badges later we won. B)

(K1X455) #25

I took out 3 of the enemy team, the EV, and 2 team members in one Kira Laser.

I got nominated to be kicked because I was playing objective in Chapel.

Some of them have game sounds down and listen to their doof doof audio, then they run into the laser (and it can clearly be seen and heard going off). I just love the way this game makes retarded players.

(Nail) #26

got a new shiny forum badge

(GatoCommodore) #27

@LoafOfBread
They realize I have a VAC

honestly, whos fault is this…

(ImSploosh) #28

@K1X455 said:
I took out 3 of the enemy team, the EV, and 2 team members in one Kira Laser.

I got nominated to be kicked because I was playing objective in Chapel.

Some of them have game sounds down and listen to their doof doof audio, then they run into the laser (and it can clearly be seen and heard going off). I just love the way this game makes retarded players.

I’ve given up in Ranked and now I don’t give a shit about killing my team members. I kill them so I can kill the enemy team. A few people have complained, but it’s not my fault they get in the way. They often run straight into my laser or make it so I can’t wipe the enemy team with it because they’re running around it. Then there’s the cases when they’re shooting at the enemy, but not killing them so I’ll start shooting, they’ll walk into my line of fire, and I’ll keep shooting because they can’t aim for shit.

This kind of stuff happens every game and I’m tired of not ranking up because of incompetence. I take no survivors. >:) (#1 Rule: Don’t be a DICK!)

(Your worst knifemare.) #29

I managed to aim as Sparps and I got put into silver master 94%

(K1X455) #30

~~I carried a potato against a gold player ~~

EDIT: I carried an unranked potato against a gold player

(AlbinMatt) #31

@Nail said:
got a new shiny forum badge

Three years here. What a true veteran. Congrats!

(XavienX) #32

L’s upon L’s. My back now hurts from not carrying my team but from carrying L’s.

(AlbinMatt) #33

@XavienX said:
L’s upon L’s. My back now hurts from not carrying my team but from carrying L’s.

L’s?

(XavienX) #34

@AlbinMatt said:

@XavienX said:
L’s upon L’s. My back now hurts from not carrying my team but from carrying L’s.

L’s?

Breh have you not been catching up with social media >.>

(Teflon Love) #35

@AlbinMatt said:

@Nail said:
got a new shiny forum badge

Three years here. What a true veteran. Congrats!

Another participation award. How nice. :wink:

(AlbinMatt) #36

@teflonlove said:

@AlbinMatt said:

@Nail said:
got a new shiny forum badge

Three years here. What a true veteran. Congrats!

Another participation award. How nice.

Red alert boys, we have an arsonist here.

(Chilled Sanity) #37

@GatoCommodore said:

@LoafOfBread
They realize I have a VAC

honestly, whos fault is this…

Black ops 2 Modded lobby , surprise surprise 3arch didnt believe I managed to level up 4 Prestiges in one match and managed to get all weapon camos in one match,

Because just resetting my stats are just too hard

(Nail) #38

@teflonlove said:

@AlbinMatt said:

@Nail said:
got a new shiny forum badge

Three years here. What a true veteran. Congrats!

Another participation award. How nice. :wink:

best line yet

(GatoCommodore) #39

@XavienX said:

@AlbinMatt said:

@XavienX said:
L’s upon L’s. My back now hurts from not carrying my team but from carrying L’s.

L’s?

Breh have you not been catching up with social media >.>

what the fu ck is L’s

(Your worst knifemare.) #40

@GatoCommodore said:

@XavienX said:

@AlbinMatt said:

@XavienX said:
L’s upon L’s. My back now hurts from not carrying my team but from carrying L’s.

L’s?

Breh have you not been catching up with social media >.>

what the fu ck is L’s

Losses?