What are your 'mocking' nicknames for the mercs? (Feel free to be juvenile)

(Monty) #1

There are times when certain mercs are bound to annoy you, so it is very human to mock these mercs in one way or another.

Phantom - My little ghost. (He is partially transparent and comes to give hugs.)

Fragger - Wanker. (The HP bulk with well cooked granades can feel incredibly cheap.)

Vasilli - Vaseline. (Vaseline has its uses and most of the time it will wait forgotten in some dark tool cabinet. Kind of like some Vasilli players camping in their own spawn.)

Sparks - Plug. (Short from a sparkplug. Whenever a Sparks fails to use her reviver gun to revive teammates kind of makes me want to change the sparkplug.)

Arty - Farty. (It rhymes, and is kind of accurate when our Arty fails to throw ammo packs.)

Redeye - Eyesore. (Smoke granades block visibility for the teammates without the aid from a heart beat sensor. Sometimes resulting in the death of your own team.)

Rhino - Exp duck. (200 hit points, +100 from finishing with a knife. I love rhinos whenever I got a hunter mission.)

Do you have similar ‘nicknames’ for the mercs?

(titaniumCrouton) #2

Aura: Flee b!@tch, self explanatory

Nader: Drinker of noob tears

Vas: Hacks

Vas 2: Liability

Rhino: Fat B@st@rd

Proxy: WTFBOOM

Sparkz: Arthas Menethil

Redeye: L. J. Gibbs

(CCP115) #3

[quote=“titaniumCrouton;69183”]Aura: Flee b!@tch, self explanatory

Nader: OP

Vas: OP

Vas 2: OP

Rhino: OP

Proxy: OP

Sparkz: OP

Redeye: OP

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FTFY

(affableTricycle) #4

Fragger = Fraggot.

Only one you’ll ever need.

(Eox) #5

Gotta find some stupid wordplay. I won’t hide it, there’s a lot of stupid, childish and bad mouthed names.

Fletcher : Flasher
Sparks : Spanks
Proxy : Pr0nxy
Stoker : Stroker… Not from me : one guy did that mispell somewhere.
RedEye : RapeEye
Nader : Narder

That’s all I can find. There’s some names that are common though :
Bushwhacker : Bushwanker… Another classic. Obvious wordplay
Vassili : Vaseline… A classic. And not even from me.

And also some names that were just too good to find anything else :
Arty : Farty… by @Monty
Fragger : Fraggot… by @affableTricycle

(LifeupOmega) #6

Fletcher can finally become Felcher.

(Ottah) #7

Bushwanker

Kekwhacker

Kushwacker

Dont have much for the other mercs :stuck_out_tongue:

(GrandMasterFalcor) #8

Phantom: Mall Ninja

Sawbonez: Bone Saw (after he ready’s up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691qO96VRVw)

Aura: That C*nt (as in "oh there’s that cunt again) (I don’t like aura)

Edit: forgot it auto-embeds. kind of obnoxious

(Terminal_6) #9

Most of these are based off of my friends’ impressions during the beginning of open beta.

Bushwhacker: le balanced bushman
Fragger: Fat Man
Vasilli: Silly Man
Sawbonez: Bone Saw

And a special one for Aura’s heal station: campfire.

(Killerbee) #10

Mine are too vulgar, I really don’t like fragger, vasili and bushwhacker. Maybe don’t like is a understatement, I outright hate anyone who uses those and make it my duty to ruin their game as much as possible by hunting them down as phantom.

(Kaori1) #11

Am I the only one who calls Redeye, “Pinkeye”? O_o

Also, this belongs here:

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/634231763166717643/07340F8B824EC9BD811FC43BB42702D14ACB1640/

(Eox) #12

After checking Reddit, I’ll finally rename RedEye WeedEye.

(loonyTop) #13

Only one you need, which also happens to describe the player as well as the merc:
Phantom = F.a.g.g.o.t. Because censorship.

(TheOrangePhantome) #14

#Killerbee We shall hunt down all the fggt vagisilis and stab them in they’r backs or just shoot them at the back of they’r heads shouldn’t we?

THE HUNT BEGINS!

(TheOrangePhantome) #15

#loonyTop No dude f@ck you you went a bit far with that. Phantom aint no F.a.g.g.o.t. he’s more like the guy who puts a bag over his head and thinks no one can see him. Well because you’re pretty visible while cloaked. Or even better as #Monty said “My little ghost”

(loonyTop) #16

Phantom IS a f.a.g.g.o.t. The only people who think otherwise play Phantom, so I guess we know what you are, also.

(TheOrangePhantome) #17

F@CK u too man let me guess ur just the fggt sniper who camps at the back or the medic/support merc who doesn’t help any1 or just the salty f@g.

Also let me guess u think he’s a useless peace of sh*t dont u well suprise suprise he aint. You can still be good with him if u know how to use him and if u dont go only for meele kills and mix it up. You havent played with him have you?

(loonyTop) #18

Lol, my favourite is Proxy. I’m more the rusher who goes for the objective no matter what. In defence I also like Fragger, especially if there are a lot of Skyhammers on the other team. Third option is usually medic, if the team hasn’t got one, or, again, in defence if there are Rhinos or Skyhammers/Fragger. I got a couple of Kira silvers so have been trying her out recently but not sure yet if I think it’s worth keeping her in the line up a lot.
I hate Vassili. Never used him, I don’t like playing sniper in any game, mainly because I despise campers but mostly because I like melee and moving quickly about.

(Sorotia) #19

Someone must really be sore for getting owned by a nerfed and almost useless character.

(loonyTop) #20

Where did I say I was getting owned by him? Never, that’s where. How does that somehow change the fact that he’s a f.a.g.g.o.t? I call catholic priests peados, by your reasoning I must have been raped by one. Stop assuming, kiddo.