Welcome new player! Read this guide that the devs don't want you to know!


(Adam) #1

Welcome new players! Welcome to Dirty Bomb.

If you don’t know the back story of the game, let me quickly run it down for you.

In 2058, the London launched a nuke at the USA. Sadly the same day, Russia was also firing a nuke at Africa, and Russia’s nuke bumped into London’s nuke, causing London to become radioactively yellow. Now the remaining people of London set out to try and re-paint the streets of London red.

The first thing you may notice is the nades falling from people, as they die. This is actually a SUPER SECRET! To activate it, upon seeing an enemy, press “K”, if done correctly, you will hear a beep sound. You want to make sure you are not moving, and not being shot at. Aim your cross hairs at the person you want to nade upon death, and then attack!

Now that you know how to drop nades on unlucky victums, let’s talk about healing team mates.

DirtyBomb is unique, because all classes can do everything, but some just do it better than others. When it comes to healing, all mercs can heal, but only a few can do it fast. If you are not that few, you have to cuddle with the person you want to heal. Get up close, and make sure that your body is touching the other person’s body. Soon after, you will notice their HP go up. If you are every low on health, just find your closest ally, and cuddle with them.

Now… You probably heard of a class called Dazzler. Dazzler is a very OP class, so OP, that you have to know how to get to the secret menu. You know when you are in game, and you see “Play class F1” “Play class F2” “Play class f3”? Well, if you see that, pull up the secret menu by pressing alt. At first nothing will show. Keep holding alt, and press F4. If done correctly, Dazzler should appear in your load out.

That’s all I can share with you for now. I have to hid now, as the Devs will soon find out I revealed their secrets, and will be taking me to court soon. But as they say! GET OUT THERE, AND PLAY BOMBY!

This thread was moved from the New Player forums, to the Off Topic forums.


(TheOrangePhantome) #2

@Adam Before you’re taken to court pls make sure to sell that meth bag i told you about to Daryl cuz its hard to survive a zombie apocalypse with out the finest meth. It’s next to Walter’s RV just grab it run and sell it to Daryl.

(who ever gets this EXTREMLY obvious referance gets a cookie)
But seriously dont forget about that meth.


(Adam) #3

[quote=“TheOrangePhantome;90445”]@Adam Before you’re taken to court pls make sure to sell that meth bag i told you about to Daryl cuz its hard to survive a zombie apocalypse with out the finest meth. It’s next to Walter’s RV just grab it run and sell it to Daryl.

(who ever gets this EXTREMLY obvious referance gets a cookie)
But seriously dont forget about that meth.[/quote]

I… Don’t get it…


(gg2ez) #4

@Amerika @Faraleth @Ardez this should probably be moved to off topic before someone takes it seriously.


(Faraleth) #5

@gg2ez Yup, good plan. Shoved it in there, due to it’s overly humorous approach. xD

Still, funny though Adam. c:


(Adam) #6

:frowning:


(gg2ez) #7

@Adam Sorry :confounded: