So i made a short lyric/rap for the Assault mercs. Hope you like it, it might suck tho XD got no music to match the bet in my head sorry 
Guten Morgen Nader zhe name!
Granades the Game!
Area denial i dont even wanna see you around, stand back! if you dont wanna be shreded, cause zhis forelaine! iz not a harmless flower.
Bring as many Man as you want they will all fall down
Just remember Mordor died to a women!
Fact of the day, you suck
Go back to high-school where you got stuck.
Many think they can outsmart me, well they are wrong!
Your argument is invalid look at this “Mini” gun!
With a brain like mine you can always count that ill outbullet yours!
Take my advice and chose another job!
DAH!
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Roger That!
LETS SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE! / Stiaght out of Dazzlers Bible we RUSH!
You wont hear the lightning / BUT YOU WILL CERTAINLY HEAR THA THUNDER!
Brag all you want / DEAD MAN DOESNT CHARGE
WHILE YOU ARE BLIDNED AND HIDING UNDER COVER!
We just laught and mow down trought your defense!
Unecesarly loud laughter