Ways Mr. Bashki could've been killed

(brennanfreak) #1

Proxy: Left a mine in one of his doorways and he didn’t notice it in time, causing him to blow up.

Fletcher: He found a gift at his doorstep addressed to him he opened it and then BOOM!

Rhino: He heard a strange noise coming from his bedroom, so he went to go investigate leading him to get riddled with bullets.

Phantom: Max caught him going through his fridge looking for pizza startling Phantom, Max was gonna call the cops, but then he got stabbed.

Phoenix: He found what thought was a dead body on the floor only to be Phoenix springing to life and stabbing him in the throat.

Vassili: Headshot

Stoker: He walked in on stoker having a drink so he saw his face, so he got beat to death with an ammo station.

Thunder: He was concussed and threw him off the roof.

(I’m outta ideas here now y’all can continue.)

(jjpdn) #2

We know Bashki got killed by something that first makes a red dot on your forehead than makes your brain blow up backwards from the comics.

We already know that the culprit must be Proxy or Fletcher ( :smile: ), so either it was a sniper shotgun or a new micro-sticky bomb. It couldn’t have been a SMG because those have range limits and can’t one shot kill.

(SereneFlight) #3

Phantom: Max caught him going through his fridge looking for pizza startling Phantom, Max was gonna call the cops, but then he got stabbed.

Nope.
This is how it happened:

…should probably edit dat pic a little bit… or maybe just wait and see if Phantom turns out to be the culprit and then do it.

(ClemClem7) #4

Vassili:
A bullet hit the ceiling and a part of it fall on max’s head.
Better explanation, because nobody can headshot someone with vassili ^^

(reciprocal) #5

Guys I think it’s pretty obvious who killed Max Bashki and how she did it. It’s even in her NAME.

Geez, it’s like nobody’s watched anime before.

(Eox) #6

Fletcher is prank smurf confirmed.

(Mc1412013) #7

I think we all know the best way how to solve his murder

By using this sophisticated device.

(terminal) #8

http://i.imgur.com/3sugSix.png

(Rewolf) #9

Rhino teabagged him to death!

(InfernoKun) #10

Kira thought his fashion wasn’t kawaii, so she showed him the kawaii pillar of fire.

(Grave_Knight) #11

Arty just kind of blew up the house. That’s what you get for not inviting Arty to any of the parties.

Nader shoved a grenade up his ass after several unwanted advances.

Thunder just gave him a seizure.

(RazielWarmonic) #12

Nice one.

(Reddeadcap) #13

The truth is, Aimee saw a fly on Max’s head, hence the obvious laser, or maybe the SNITCH D. did.

(Randomdeath) #14

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kek

(inscrutableShow) #15

Aura shoved his face into her station, and he was electrocuted to death.

(Reddeadcap) #16

We all know it was Phoenix, and we all know how!

(LifeupOmega) #17

Well if Proxy is the culprit, it’s clearly those magical 50 mile shotgun one shots that got him.

(N8o) #18

I think we pretty clearly saw him get shot in the head.

(Gandalf_The_Bae) #19

Colonel Mustard, with the Lead pipe, in the Library.

shit, wrong game.