Top 5 reasons you lost

(Tqcq) #1
  1. Everyone on your team ( other than you ) are all noobs
  2. All the headshots on you were due to Aimbot
  3. The opposing team are all using various hacks
  4. Lag
  5. ( Pick any class other than yours ) is OP
(Yes) #2

I never lose, either I win or I learn.

(Octosquid) #3

Deep

(XavienX) #4

Or rage.

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(Grave_Knight) #5

Incidentally there was one time when our team had three level 1s and the lowest level on the opposing team was 6 I think.

(spicyHarp) #6

You learned that your team is bad, amirite? :smiley:

(Jurmabones) #7
  1. Aimbot
  2. Wallhack
  3. Toggler
  4. Garbage team
  5. DDoS
(XavienX) #8

[quote=“Jurmabones;82135”]1. Aimbot
2. Wallhack
3. Toggler
4. Garbage team
5. DDoS[/quote]

Then you rage.

(Sinee) #9

(LifeupOmega) #10
  1. Team is too scared/passive to contest an area
  2. Team won’t push together
  3. Team insists on playing recon mercs
  4. ???
  5. Profit?
(B_Montiel) #11
  1. The game already started ? Shit, I was messaging on facebook
  2. Goddamn EV is on top of the airstrike’s beacon
  3. Fragger is doing cs:goesque strafes behind his whole team
  4. Downed teammates make the bomb diffuse impossible
  5. Medic forgot we’re on a FF on server, kill a dude, take the knife, gib everyone including his teammates
(Faraleth) #12
  1. This…

http://i.imgur.com/YgQPM0T.png

That is all. -sigh-

(Verticules) #13
  1. You play vasil solo queue.
(FurriesAreAwesome) #14
  1. I Can’t Aim (Seriously, I’m like a blind, drunken bat trying to play whack-a-mole - there’s a lot of pray in my spray)
  2. The Other Team Just Has Way More Skill
  3. They Have a Medic - We Don’t
  4. Team Won’t Push To Objectives

And the number one reason:

  1. Team Plays Deathmatch, Not the Objective
(Rjsto) #15

One guy in my team once had way better excuse than the basic hackusations. It was something about his huge erection obstructing his view

(watsyurdeal) #16
  1. Guys get on the point, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS OMG
  2. I’m out of ammo, I must beat people with my bat
  3. LoL can’t drive the EV
  4. Medic, help me, HELP. ME. MEDIC
  5. I’m drunk as fuck
(ThatRandomGuy) #17
  1. Dumb idiotic medics
  2. Shitty medics who wont help teammates
  3. Noobs medics who wont heal anybody other than himself and runs around killing.
  4. People not caring about the objective…
  5. FFFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFFUUFUFING LAG !
#18
  1. I lag.
  2. Everyone plays Vassili.
  3. I play Vassili.
  4. People play TDM while the EV is standing there, completely free to repair.
  5. The enemy team is spamming Aura and Nader.
(Sir_Slam) #19
  1. Why do we have 3 Fletchers? Why are all three of them repairing at once?
  2. Huh…dude. Stop hiding behind the barrier and go stop them from delivering. Vassili! What are you doing!? MOVE YOUR - objective delivered
  3. Defuse. Fletcher, defuse. FLETCHER, DEFUS-explosion
  4. Guys we don’t have any fire support on that EV. Fellas? Anyone gonna switch? I saw three of you had Skyhammer so I didn’t put him on.
  5. Alright, we have the upper hand! We got this! Player has left the game

Five reasons I fuck up.

  1. Running out of ammo. Seriously, I lose track of my bullets a lot.
  2. Second to running out of ammo, is running out of bullets in my mag and having to reload at the worst time imaginable. Sparx is the worst for this, I often quick switch between the RIVIR and Empire-9 for a 1-2 combo. Sometimes I forget to reload.
  3. Forgetting that MG nests are thing. You’d think I would figure that one out after a while.
  4. Playing too aggressive. I often try to take objectives at the wrong time, running into enemies.
  5. Getting frustrated with idiots. The reasons above can be absolutely mind bending to watch. I’ve seen a fletcher just stand there and watch a Fragger defuse…only for it to explode and kill 4 people. I can only tolerate so much stupid before I start to get irritated, and it carries into my next match. After I reach that level of annoyed, I start playing worse in some of the most basic ways.
(Sorotia) #20

[quote=“ThatRandomGuy;82255”]1) Dumb idiotic medics
2) Shitty medics who wont help teammates
3) Noobs medics who wont heal anybody other than himself and runs around killing.
4) People not caring about the objective…
5) FFFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFFUUFUFING LAG ![/quote]

Yup…had a Phoenix last night in a match who constantly kept manning the turret on defense of the first objective in Trainyard yesterday…no rezes were received…