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(Ashog) #1

Zis is all unpossible!

I demand that SD asap prioritizes fixing this below issues that concern me personally the most. I am deeply hurt and offended (mad) that these things are not yet fixed for me, even though I and me mates have already created multiple threads with a lot of salivation and watering that should (but unfortunately didn’t) constructively and consizely address the problems I am almost 93% sure are detrimental to the further development of the competitive part of this game and will shape the future of this community, by preserving the self-esteem (e-peen) of the very important, negligibly small in numbers and very vocal righteously self-proclaimed toppest pro rank of the competitive caste (which I am as a matter of fact not the member of (yet) for some reason that I will never disclose here).

1. Violator continuously loosing!!

This is unbearable! I know this guy from the times he could walk under a table and he was always deserving to win all the time. But he is not! He is constanly losing pub games, but if he were winning them matches and not losing all the time like now, I think he would be winning them with such a grace that even losing the matches from time to time wouldn’t matter much because he would still be winning most of them nevertheless. And I wans’t even talking about ranked mm!
Now, for ranked mm … oh well, I will come up with the arguments at a later time.

2. Pytox only getting 1 t-shirt and beanie.

This is a joke. Even people in Brazil know that Pytox loves, is obsessed and cannot survive without at least 2 SD t-shirts. And how he deserves them! So many useful posts demanding those t-shirts have been posted by him that it is simply a bad taste to ignore them anymore fron SD side. You clearly have no heart SD. If you still want to look into it SD, he secretly told me he would prefer a t-shirt with a Skyhammer teabagging a Sparks on the balcony of the White Chapel (where MG is). I personally would prefer another location and I don’t know why Pytox preferred this one but I totally respect his taste).

3. Rex is somehow still able to abuse the Bushwhacker bush haxturrets in comp mm matchs!

Now this is rediculous! Do we need a petition or what? This exploit was reported a dozen of patchs before!
This make me MAD! He always kill me with the turret in the same place on Terminal 1st obj in the bushes near a commando post! Plz remoof all of the bushes and foliage there or if this is too complicated give a warning though VAC to this particular unfair player! These kinds of exploits don’t have a place is the thriving and full of life competitive scene like now (minus cheaters).

4. Chat and teamchat bound to right_ctrl, right_alt and right_shift swallow a first letter of chat.

I have reported this 34… no, 36 times already!!!1 But nothing happened and the bug hasn’t been fixed, even though master Smooth himself looked into it. Each time I want to write smth nasty in chat or taunt tastelessly some good mate of mine or blatantly bully some stranger, my whole phrase meaning gets totally messed up because of the first letter disappearing! I end up looking like a fool and idiot in chat in a random game with no meaning! Unbeliefable! I am ready to quit this ** game!!! (for several dozens of patches at least, I promis!)

I will add more points in this thread when I remember any thing I forgot. It will not be a top 4 thread anymore tho then (but I have a very good camping newb Kleppy who is an admin here, so he could rename the thread and just generally clean up any mess after me). I hope noone will get offended by that!!!

My 50 eurocents. I hope SD can leave some feedback here to my feedback.


(BioSnark) #2

My Top 3 is going to beat this thread by 1.


(shibbyuk) #3

Don’t forget poor thesuperchris’ plight to make limited edition skins unlimited! SD should be hung one-by-one until he can have a slight orange colouration on his in-game skin!


(light_sh4v0r) #4

I never see you ingame Ashog :frowning:


(Glottis-3D) #5

Ashog is always in our hearts though…
so when we play - he also plays…


(Runeforce) #6

Well said! Respect and :stroggtapir: love.

PS. Don’t forget to post the same thing over at the Nexon DB and Steam forums and on Reddit. You should also consider posting a video about it on Youtube.


(Violator) #7

I must not loosseeee :smiley:

Also never see Ashog (or most of the other regulars) in game any more, my tbaggin skills are getting rusty :frowning: