Today I F'ed Up:

[N8o]

When you accidentally hit the console key, while trying to suicide, at a crucial moment. :neutral:

I do this WAY too much.

[Derpfestor]

“We nerfed Fragger.” -SD

[gg2ez]

I was repairing an Objective (F) I get killed still holding F, unnecessary Martyrdom.

[riptide]

Traded up my awesome Gold Nader (Crotzni, Bamboo) for a Cobalt Nader (SMG-9, Fragment).

That’s an upgrade. SMG > Crotzni.

@OP I crafted my first Cobalt a couple days ago. It was Arty.

Wait Arty is the best. No mistakes were made.

[gg2ez]

[quote=“gg2ez;86717”]Traded up my awesome Gold Nader (Crotzni, Bamboo) for a Cobalt Nader (SMG-9, Fragment).

That’s an upgrade. SMG > Crotzni.

@OP I crafted my first Cobalt a couple days ago. It was Arty.

Wait Arty is the best. No mistakes were made.
[/quote]

Yeah, Nah, I like Crotzni waaay better.

[Kouken]

I felt like spending some money on elite cases
I got carried away and after trading up I now have 5 more cobalts, giving me 13 cobalts, 12 of which Ill never use

Afterwards I realised I could of spend the money on a CSGO weapon which would be exactly what I want instead of RNG AND would retain its value

I REALLY want to just delete them all to hide my shame

[MarsRover]

I threw a medpack at an enemy.

I had a Crotzni Nader and a Crotzni Sawbonez in my squad. I was playing as Nader, got killed. While lying in agony I switched to Sawbonez. But then I got revived and played for good 2 minutes as Nader. Finally got killed and gibbed. So next wave I respawn and I completely forgot I’m Sawbonez now. I have the same gun, movement speed is about the same (Nader was 110HP back then). I get into a firefight, but it quickly turns into a 2v1 so move back around a corner to shoot some nades. I press the button and a medpack flies out instead

This was before I had a custom HUD with abilities where I can see them at all times.

[Derpfestor]

[quote=“riptide;86742”][quote=“gg2ez;86717”]Traded up my awesome Gold Nader (Crotzni, Bamboo) for a Cobalt Nader (SMG-9, Fragment).

That’s an upgrade. SMG > Crotzni.

@OP I crafted my first Cobalt a couple days ago. It was Arty.

Wait Arty is the best. No mistakes were made.
[/quote]

Yeah, Nah, I like Crotzni waaay better. [/quote]

I love the Crotzni with Phoenix, it such a fun weapon to use.

[gg2ez]

[quote=“gg2ez;86749”][quote=“riptide;86742”][quote=“gg2ez;86717”]Traded up my awesome Gold Nader (Crotzni, Bamboo) for a Cobalt Nader (SMG-9, Fragment).

That’s an upgrade. SMG > Crotzni.

@OP I crafted my first Cobalt a couple days ago. It was Arty.

Wait Arty is the best. No mistakes were made.
[/quote]

Yeah, Nah, I like Crotzni waaay better. [/quote]

I love the Crotzni with Phoenix, it such a fun weapon to use.[/quote]

To be honest I’d rather the KEK over all guns. KEK is love, KEK is life.

[Derpfestor]

[quote=“ColonelDumpling;86771”][quote=“gg2ez;86749”][quote=“riptide;86742”][quote=“gg2ez;86717”]Traded up my awesome Gold Nader (Crotzni, Bamboo) for a Cobalt Nader (SMG-9, Fragment).

That’s an upgrade. SMG > Crotzni.

@OP I crafted my first Cobalt a couple days ago. It was Arty.

Wait Arty is the best. No mistakes were made.
[/quote]

Yeah, Nah, I like Crotzni waaay better. [/quote]

I love the Crotzni with Phoenix, it such a fun weapon to use.[/quote]

To be honest I’d rather the KEK over all guns. KEK is love, KEK is life. [/quote]

Sadly the KEK got a slight nerf in the latest patch.

[Rjsto]

[quote=“Xavien;86684”]When I run outta stickies.

Little known fact about Fletcher: He actually has a gun.[/quote]

Most Phantoms should be reminded of that too.
Everytime you see a phantom just running at you in the distance

[gg2ez]

[quote=“gg2ez;86772”][quote=“ColonelDumpling;86771”][quote=“gg2ez;86749”][quote=“riptide;86742”][quote=“gg2ez;86717”]Traded up my awesome Gold Nader (Crotzni, Bamboo) for a Cobalt Nader (SMG-9, Fragment).

That’s an upgrade. SMG > Crotzni.

@OP I crafted my first Cobalt a couple days ago. It was Arty.

Wait Arty is the best. No mistakes were made.
[/quote]

Yeah, Nah, I like Crotzni waaay better. [/quote]

I love the Crotzni with Phoenix, it such a fun weapon to use.[/quote]

To be honest I’d rather the KEK over all guns. KEK is love, KEK is life. [/quote]

Sadly the KEK got a slight nerf in the latest patch.[/quote]

Shhh. I was only (KEK)10 years old when it happened. I loved KEK. Every night I’d pray to KEK. KEK is love, I’d say, KEK is life. My Hochfir would hear me and call me a f4gg0t but I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to KEK, so I called him a c*nt. He instantly shot me in the foot and told me to go to sleep.

I’m lying in bed now. I feel the warmth of a freshly gripped SMG approach me. I turned around with hopeful eyes, it was KEK. I was so happy. KEK veered up to my ear and whispered into my ear - “this is my Chapel” he forces me down onto my hands and knees with his powerful magazine. KEK inserts his censored into my censored and fires a couple of rounds. It hurts but I do it for KEK. My Hochfir walks into the room as KEK stares it right in the trigger and let’s out his mighty KEK roar. “It’s all aimpunch now” he whispers as he floats out my window. KEK is love, KEK is life.

[spicyHarp]

Most Phantoms should be reminded of that too.
Everytime you see a phantom just running at you in the distance

Nah, that’s 7 phantoms and one more that ran out of cloak :trollface:

[SteelMailbox]

[quote=“spicyHarp;86790”][quote=“Rjsto;86774”]
Most Phantoms should be reminded of that too.
Everytime you see a phantom just running at you in the distance
[/quote]

Nah, that’s 7 phantoms and one more that ran out of cloak :trollface: [/quote]

There’s a fucking trollface?

[quote=“ColonelDumpling;86773”][quote=“gg2ez;86772”][quote=“ColonelDumpling;86771”][quote=“gg2ez;86749”][quote=“riptide;86742”][quote=“gg2ez;86717”]Traded up my awesome Gold Nader (Crotzni, Bamboo) for a Cobalt Nader (SMG-9, Fragment).

That’s an upgrade. SMG > Crotzni.

@OP I crafted my first Cobalt a couple days ago. It was Arty.

Wait Arty is the best. No mistakes were made.
[/quote]

Yeah, Nah, I like Crotzni waaay better. [/quote]

I love the Crotzni with Phoenix, it such a fun weapon to use.[/quote]

To be honest I’d rather the KEK over all guns. KEK is love, KEK is life. [/quote]

Sadly the KEK got a slight nerf in the latest patch.[/quote]

Shhh. I was only (KEK)10 years old when it happened. I loved KEK. Every night I’d pray to KEK. KEK is love, I’d say, KEK is life. My Hochfir would hear me and call me a f4gg0t but I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to KEK, so I called him a c*nt. He instantly shot me in the foot and told me to go to sleep.

I’m lying in bed now. I feel the warmth of a freshly gripped SMG approach me. I turned around with hopeful eyes, it was KEK. I was so happy. KEK veered up to my ear and whispered into my ear - “this is my Chapel” he forces me down onto my hands and knees with his powerful magazine. KEK inserts his censored into my censored and fires a couple of rounds. It hurts but I do it for KEK. My Hochfir walks into the room as KEK stares it right in the trigger and let’s out his mighty KEK roar. “It’s all aimpunch now” he whispers as he floats out my window. KEK is love, KEK is life. [/quote]

Oh god, I can’t stop thinking about the kek having sexual relations with one of the mercs

[B_Montiel]

Two days ago, during a matchmaking game on bridge with friends, where we always struggle to get the EV repaired : I finally got a chance through sneaking as bushwacker, approached the EV, tried to repair with absolutely no cover and no friends around…
“TEAMMATE REPAIRING”
Restarted a couple of times, the situation was so hasty I may have forgotten to switch weapon in between, always failed. Got killed with no repairs done even though I could have repaired it for at least a good third which was sufficient to get it rolling.
I just smashed the shit out of my desk for 10 seconds, with push to talk enabled and very french trash talk on top of that.

My keyboard is still floating in mid-air.

[N8o]

[quote=“B. Montiel;86812”]Two days ago, during a matchmaking game on bridge with friends, where we always struggle to get the EV repaired : I finally got a chance through sneaking as bushwacker, approached the EV, tried to repair with absolutely no cover and no friends around…
“TEAMMATE REPAIRING”
Restarted a couple of times, the situation was so hasty I may have forgotten to switch weapon in between, always failed. Got killed with no repairs done even though I could have repaired it for at least a good third which was sufficient to get it rolling.
I just smashed the shit out of my desk for 10 seconds, with push to talk enabled and very french trash talk on top of that.

My keyboard is still floating in mid-air.[/quote]
That must have been infuriating.

[VincentRJaeger]

I was meant to protect the last bombsite on Underground, so I sit and snipe the area where the bomb was placed through the small central tunnel. I see a Proxy drop a mine and proceed to shoot it.

Turns out a teammate was nearby and got caught in the blast so I indirectly helped the enemy team there

[N8o]

[quote=“Jaeger;86943”]I was meant to protect the last bombsite on Underground, so I sit and snipe the area where the bomb was placed through the small central tunnel. I see a Proxy drop a mine and proceed to shoot it.

Turns out a teammate was nearby and got caught in the blast so I indirectly helped the enemy team there :|[/quote]

That teammate must have been slightly confused.

[Amerika]

[quote=“Jaeger;86943”]I was meant to protect the last bombsite on Underground, so I sit and snipe the area where the bomb was placed through the small central tunnel. I see a Proxy drop a mine and proceed to shoot it.

Turns out a teammate was nearby and got caught in the blast so I indirectly helped the enemy team there :|[/quote]

Haha, you mean like this gem I pulled the other night? It wasn’t a super important part of the match but it was pretty face palmy. My thought process is that one of them was going to step on it and kill both of them and if I shot it at the distance they were standing they would take damage but not die most likely. Buuuuuuuuut, it didn’t quite play out that way o:)

[VincentRJaeger]

[quote=“Kaneki;86947”][quote=“Jaeger;86943”]I was meant to protect the last bombsite on Underground, so I sit and snipe the area where the bomb was placed through the small central tunnel. I see a Proxy drop a mine and proceed to shoot it.

Turns out a teammate was nearby and got caught in the blast so I indirectly helped the enemy team there :|[/quote]

That teammate must have been slightly confused.[/quote]

I hope he didn’t notice. :trollface:

[quote=“Amerika;86949”][quote=“Jaeger;86943”]I was meant to protect the last bombsite on Underground, so I sit and snipe the area where the bomb was placed through the small central tunnel. I see a Proxy drop a mine and proceed to shoot it.

Turns out a teammate was nearby and got caught in the blast so I indirectly helped the enemy team there :|[/quote]

Haha, you mean like this gem I pulled the other night? It wasn’t a super important part of the match but it was pretty face palmy. My thought process is that one of them was going to step on it and kill both of them and if I shot it at the distance they were standing they would take damage but not die most likely. Buuuuuuuuut, it didn’t quite play out that way o:) [/quote]

Just like that, yeah. My mind went from “Ohh that’s a mine, better get rid of it” to “Oh fuck…”

#justwantedtohelp