The Unwritten Rules of Dirty Bomb

(Your worst knifemare.) #21
  1. Killing Proxies is always okay.
(imLegal) #22

You forgot the two single most important unwritten rules of them all:

0: stahp bein an f@git.

&

69: refer to rule #0, f@git.

(GatoCommodore) #23

@STARRYSOCK said:
tsk tsk, the amount of people here with no honour is disturbing

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jk pls dont flag me mr @STARRYSOCK

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #24

@bgyoshi said:
Joke’s on you

The unwritten rules are now written rules.

Good.

@Sorotia said:
I see most people break most of these rules…especially yesterday…had this dude who could only kill me with backup and t-bagged me a few times…sure was quiet when I called him out on it lol.

Hard to go a game without dicks in it

Hard to go a game without a pizza delivery Proxy

Rule breakers deserve to be punished.

(watsyurdeal) #25
  1. YOUR SENS CAN BE LOWER
  2. Drop your packs, drop your stations, even if there’s nobody around, somebody will be eventually
  3. Just plant the bomb
  4. Just push the damn EV
  5. Just stay on the point you twat!
  6. You will die, and you will respawn like Jesus, so get over it and stop being a wuss
(Terminal_6) #26

1,543,342: If a sniper is doing the objective, you are being carried.

(ImSploosh) #27

6 and 7 are wrong.

Always spam kawaaaiiiii because it’s hilarious, gets the enemy team to rage, and you’re a fast woman with a large sword V57!!!

Always teabag your kills to worship the DB (RNG) Gods. BUT, also teabag any dead enemies if they’re incapacitated. This will ensure the greatest amount of disrespect and will dishonor their families.

(Press E) #28

@Nail said:

@STARRYSOCK said:
tsk tsk, the amount of people here with no honour is disturbing

the fact that people think this way about video games is truly frightening, it’s a game, the point is winning, not socializing, we got outside for that
lol

It’s a game, the point is to have fun lol

(Wulie) #29

@ImSploosh said:
6 and 7 are wrong.

Always teabag your kills to worship the DB (RNG) Gods. BUT, also teabag any dead enemies if they’re incapacitated. This will ensure the greatest amount of disrespect and will dishonor their families.

ESPECIALLY teabag Nader. Always.

(ImSploosh) #30

@STARRYSOCK said:
tsk tsk, the amount of people here with no honour is disturbing

At least someone understands the honor code. As a Kira main, I respect the code.

The funniest part is when they deny the melee battle, I’ll run away and drop a laser on them. >:)

(LifeupOmega) #31

@STARRYSOCK said:

@Nail said:

@STARRYSOCK said:
tsk tsk, the amount of people here with no honour is disturbing

the fact that people think this way about video games is truly frightening, it’s a game, the point is winning, not socializing, we got outside for that
lol

It’s a game, the point is to have fun lol

And I have fun shooting people who try and bumrush me with a knife.

(TheStrangerous) #32

#669 If you’re a gambling addict or whale, this game’s for you!

(Xenithos) #33

@Wulie said:

@ImSploosh said:
6 and 7 are wrong.

Always teabag your kills to worship the DB (RNG) Gods. BUT, also teabag any dead enemies if they’re incapacitated. This will ensure the greatest amount of disrespect and will dishonor their families.

ESPECIALLY teabag Nader. Always.

Especially if you’re Phoenix, you can’t lose.

(bgyoshi) #34

@Xenithos said:

Especially if you’re Phoenix, you can’t lose.

Phoenix: teabagging YEEEESSSSSS
Nader: martyrdom
Phoenix: …self revive
Phoenix: CONTINUE TEABAGGING YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(Chilled Sanity) #35

@MuddyGrenade said:
2. If you play Drop-and-Pop Proxy, you’re a Cunt.
4. Calling for a Vote Shuffle on the second half of a Stopwatch game is retarded
5. Expecting anything other than an Equipment card from a Lead Case is foolish
8. Always have an Aura (or at least a single fucking medic for fuck sake) on defense
10. Everyone is a dick

Fixed some stuff

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #36

@LoafOfBread said:

@MuddyGrenade said:
2. If you play Drop-and-Pop Proxy, you’re a @$!#.
4. Calling for a Vote Shuffle on the second half of a Stopwatch game is retarded
5. Expecting anything other than an Equipment card from a Lead Case is foolish
8. Always have an Aura (or at least a single @$!# medic for @$!# sake) on defense
10. Everyone is a dick

Fixed some stuff

Gotta keep it PG man.

(Chilled Sanity) #37

@MuddyGrenade said:
Gotta keep it PG man.

NEVER

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #38

@LoafOfBread said:

@MuddyGrenade said:
Gotta keep it PG man.

NEVER

There are children here!

(Nail) #39

@MuddyGrenade said:

@LoafOfBread said:

@MuddyGrenade said:
Gotta keep it PG man.

NEVER

There are children here!

and pro victims (snowflakes)

(_milla) #40
  1. “Balance” is forbidden word in Dirty Bomb