The Sexiest Merc Alive (Beauty Edition)

(hawkeyeguy99) #1

After all, what are beefcakes without beauties am I right? Let’s not waste any time. Get voting on who’d you want to be hired to come kill you. :wink:

The one who’ll see everything you do that you’re not supposed to be doing Aimee:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/1/1b/Aimee_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20160406223257

The “Oh bitch, bitch, bitch” Aura:
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/9/96/Aura_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204315

The one that makes me question how kawaii anything is Kira:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/4/43/Kira_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204317

The one with far too many explosives to be a safe personality Nader:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/7/7a/Nader_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204318

The one who’ll make you all the pancakes you could ever want Proxy:
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/a/af/Proxy_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204319
(Wait, you’re telling me those aren’t real pancakes? Dammit!)

The one with an “electrifying” personality Sparks: (heh heh “electrifying”)
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dirtybomb/images/6/68/Sparks_(Merc).png/revision/latest?cb=20150905204321

Now get down and get voting.

#2

Aimee a cute :3

(TheFluffyOne) #3


((EDIT: I didn’t do the matrix, I only added the red dot, the arrow and written Aimee))

Dating her might result in being horribly murdered, but nonetheless, it would be worth it… maybe?

(GatoCommodore) #4

not picking the superior asian QT 9/10 screaming kawai like jericho siren

Reason to like kira:

  1. had memes before it was cool (When Upon being flashed by Thunder’s Concussion Grenade Kira will occasionally say “Such grenade, so concussed”, which is a parody of the popular internet meme known as Doge.)
  2. shoe said let her light up your life in kira meet the mercs video
  3. According to Splash Damage developer Exedore (thrmoptc on reddit) Kira is influenced by certain works by Katsuhiro Otomo, a Japanese manga artist, directory and screenwriter best known as the creator of Akira.
  4. Not just sexy but also smart (she’s PhD in Cold War frequency-agile aerospace telemetry)

one more thing to do is to make kira wear glasses.

(doxjq) #5

Proxy kinda looks like Miss Murder tbh, and I’m OK with this :>

(Mr-Penguin) #6

kaawaiii

in your balls

Oh wait, that’s actually one of Kira’s v57 taunts. Ok then.

(Mc1412013) #7

Aimee. but only alpha aimee not curent aimee. aimee looks horrible on the load out cards

Though its hard to pick as some pics they are hideous and other pics they look good

(Your worst knifemare.) #8

Honestly im pretty shocked that people picked Aimee over Sparks.

Then again i see myself picking her if Sparks never existed.

(Mc1412013) #9

[quote=“paramountGasoline;c-216517”]Honestly im pretty shocked that people picked Aimee over Sparks.

Then again i see myself picking her if Sparks never existed.[/quote]

I prefer aimees accent over sparks. Aimee more sexier than sparks

#10

[quote=“Mc1412013;c-216514”]Aimee. but only alpha aimee not curent aimee. aimee looks horrible on the load out cards

Though its hard to pick as some pics they are hideous and other pics they look good[/quote]

She looked even greater when she was younger.

(Press E) #11

Poor Nader, no one’s picked her yet. She’d probably be my second choice after Kira.

The only problem is she tends to explode when you get too close to her.

(Your worst knifemare.) #12

[quote=“Mc1412013;c-216519”][quote=“paramountGasoline;c-216517”]Honestly im pretty shocked that people picked Aimee over Sparks.

Then again i see myself picking her if Sparks never existed.[/quote]

I prefer aimees accent over sparks. Aimee more sexier than sparks[/quote]

But what if i prefer sparks accent more? Would it mean sparks is better?

(BlackboltLW) #13

I love Sparks’ coat

(redruMfloW) #14

Ceux qui votent pour Aimee ne savent pas à quel point les parisiennes sont chiantes en vrai
Those who vote for Aimee don’t know how real parisian girls are annoying IRL

Proxy is fun
Proxy gets the job done
Proxy is about to backstab you
Proxy is LOVE
Proxy still needs an eye surgery…

Any prothesis engineer aroud there ?

(Press E) #15

I think Kira has the coolest jacket tbh. I keep picturing her with the Attack on Titan logo on the back of hers

EDIT: See, this is what I’m talking about!

(Herr_Hanz) #16

sparks > nader > alpha aimee > proxy

(Chilled Sanity) #17

I’m just happy that nobody voted for nader

(TheFluffyOne) #18

I’m kind of sad that nobody voted for Nader.

For me, out of the female mercs, she’s the third cutest.
Aimee > Kira >Nader

(Chilled Sanity) #19

Spooks masterrace

(jemstar) #20

BTW this thread is sexist…WHY NO ARTY in the list…he so0o0o sexy!!!