The Plight of the Jumpsniper as read by Michael Rosen

(blonk) #1

In this tale the Vasilly players are represented by little rabbit foo foo, and @Smooth is the good fairy. Based on true events.

rip goonies

(Matuno) #2

@blonk How the hell do you even come up with this? Fricken hell, this gives me the shivers!

(Rjsto) #3

Mfw nerf 2:08

Also in my head Proxy is a goblin so i’d say pretty accurate

(blonk) #4

Probably a process better not understood, I’m a bit mental, so it just seemed a natural connection. I think SD should source the popping sound he makes with his hands and use that for the headshot head-popping noise.

[quote=“Rjsto;161849”]Mfw nerf 2:08

Also in my head Proxy is a goblin so i’d say pretty accurate[/quote]

I understand this is how a lot of balancing decisions are made by SD. Fletcher the Tiger is next

(watsyurdeal) #5

Good god these threads won’t end

Look, can we all agree to have Jump Sniping back and Sway removed?

Good

Can well agree that Jumping forces you to unscope, so you have to time it, and get good at it, therefore adding skill to it?

Good

WE’RE DONE, PRAISE THE LORD

(Rjsto) #6

[quote=“Watsyurdeal;162232”]Good god these threads won’t end

Look, can we all agree to have Jump Sniping back and Sway removed?

Good

Can well agree that Jumping forces you to unscope, so you have to time it, and get good at it, therefore adding skill to it?

Good

WE’RE DONE, PRAISE THE LORD[/quote]

You know we can’t. When has internet ever agreed on anything?

(TheHel1x) #7

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wtf