The minute Brink is released

(DonkeyDong) #1

I noticed a couple threads and thought I’d help surface this topic for the professionals out there…

As a professional prostitute,… when do I tell my pimp that I’m done working and am going on vacation. I can’t risk him not making his money and I can’t stop working my junk if the games not downloadable.

What is the percise steam minute release for the game,
and other sources.

(jRAD) #2

The minute Brink is released 1000 white doves and 500 orange and grey balloons will simultaneously burst from the roof of Splash Towers and wreak havoc on the area for at least 45 minutes.

(Nail) #3

webcam ?

:smiley:

(Shadedluck) #4

Pics and videos or it didn’t happen!

(obliviondoll) #5

Of course it didn’t happen.

The game’s not out yet.

(knippon) #6

You better put that man-gina to work if you want to earn vacation days. :penguin:

(BMXer) #7

Gamestop better do a midnight launch like they did for all those other lame a$$ games.

(KnollDark) #8

I haven’t played a game for a month, so I’ll dust off my xbox and play

(DoHo) #9

No doubt I’ll get all excited to play it and then for some reason SOMETHING will go wrong, as it always does for me and I’ll spend the next hour trying to fix it. -.-

(Herandar) #10

Surely that is backwards! More expensive doves than cheap balloons? If you are going to have 1000 doves, you should have 2000 balloons. Don’t make it so easy for the pampered and spoiled birds.

I also heard a rumor that a 1/8th scale model Ark would be launching upon the Thames on release day as well.

(DonkeyDong) #11

Ya, tis what I think I’m going to do. Find a local store and determine if they will sell it @ midnight. Regardless, I will take the time off so I hope to hell I get my hands on a copy! I wonder if Splash thinks we’re going koko for bribribrinks

(light_sh4v0r) #12

They must be at least as koko so I guess we’re allright :slight_smile:

(amazinglarry) #13

I was thinkin the same thing… not to mention a 2:1 Dove to Balloon ratio will only spell bad news for the balloons :frowning:

(DonkeyDong) #14

Agreed. Motion to change 2000 balloons to 4000 balloons… say aye,

(3Suns) #15
(Nail) #16

missed the landing, 5

(Pegazus) #17

Distraction of Air Traffic is in violation of Federal Court. Planes will crash on that day.

:oppressor:

(LyndonL) #18

So long as it’s not 99 red balloons released… That always causes a kafuffle.

And here I am, standing pretty, in the dust that was SD Towers

(15% or more) #19

Personally, I was going to send a nice note to SD.