And so it came to pass that He was laying yonder floor, for in that time there was ground aplenty to lay onto, and as He saw a passerby, He saith unto him: “In thruth I say, thou shall succor me, and thou shan’t be a dicketh”. And then, there was much snorting.
Whilst standing amidst the populace, He then saith: “Thou shall finish thy foe, once thou hath conquered him, for 'twould be foolish not to do so, and tis agreed that thou should jest with thy nethers in their face” For those were His words.
In that time, He saw a lad, gay and a-walkin’ and aloof, and closing the distantce 'tween them, He sayeth:“In truth, thou shall mantain enow distance from thy comrades, and not stay aroint, and thou shan’t be like the lone sheep”, for in that time there was sheep abound,“lest be you a hunter or arrowman, or a ranger”. And those were happy times, and there was much chuckling.
When He was come from the spawn, a-runnin’, for in that time twas good to run, great multitudes followed him, and behold, He was a metalworker. He carryieth an artefact of great power. And He saith unto them: “Whenever thou find thyself as an artisan, a smith or a craftsman, thou shall do thy deeds, for there will be great rejoyce upon thee, and upon thine friends should thou succeed”. And there was much mirthing.
And so it came to pass that He found Himself bewildered and confused, unable to find his way, much like a poppet, and He squated into cover, for in that time there was much Sun to cover from, and He unfoldeth His chart, and by gazing at it, He was able to find His companions, and oft, His foes as well.
And then, looking to the firmament, He saw great markings upon the land. And by following them, He found His goals.
And there was much guffawing.
