The comprehensive guide to trolling

(SirSwag) #1

I present to you the comprehensive guide to trolling. Enjoy!

(PewPewSkittles) #2

Made me laugh and made me rage because I suck extraordinarily at this game and cannot counter these scrub squishing strategems.

#3

What a great guide as usual! :slight_smile:

(Someordinaryguy) #4

Bullshit Proxy Nuclear Pancake->lost my shit, this needs to be official name for it #SDplease

(TR_Kama) #5

lmao this made my day great video :slight_smile:

(Ohsnapkline) #6

oh god I don’t know what i’d do without these videos.

(Yoma) #7

1.I feel sorry for the poor newbs getting wrecked in these vids. :cry:
2. My teammate once was aswell the last alive with bomb bug. Instead of waiting he decided to run around and got himself killed by falling damage. He was a Stoker aswell, guess they have problems with getting Air to their brain due to the mask… .

(HunterAssassin5) #8

hello darkness my old friend…

(Shangri_Ha) #9

Learning a lot from your videos. I can’t thank you enough!

(yesser) #10

‘‘swageety swoobty i’am coming for that booty’’ that was the best so far

(SweetGenocide) #11

Here’s how i troll someone:

Sparks:

Run around with the medpacks and crouch walk to a low health enemy merc, give em da med packs, and lastly wait till my team rages at me and vote kicks me off… Aw…

Kira:

Don’t even use a primary, don’t even use a secondary, they’re for skrubs. Run around with the Katana and the Kawaii Beam of Deaf(Death), Flank every single time, Grab your Katana and start eviscerating their asses like sawbonez, then wait till i get called a “Spineless Bastard”

Proxy:

Pancakes only.

(Dysfnal) #12

@SirSwag perhaps a comprehensive guide to forum posting next? That could be fun

(Your worst knifemare.) #13

Another troll is to camo at the elevator as Rhino and wait for the other team to try and get a nice advantage.

(SirSwag) #14

@Dysfnal I’m a forum posting scrub. It took me 15 minutes to figure out how to post a damn picture. I’ll leave forum posting to the professionals like Amerika or our former savior Faraleth wherever he’s gone. I’m still waiting for the second coming of our lord. May he bring back dev stream roundups and restore these forums to their former glory.

(Dysfnal) #15

Fair enough

(RazielWarmonic) #16

I think @Jesse and @HonourBound have been following this guide. :expressionless:

(geronimoooo) #17

Lmao, I feel like I play everyday against people following this guide. Its fun when I get to kill them finally, after hours and hours of getting punished for my scrub game.

(HunterAssassin5) #18

i decided to summarize the guide for people who plan to use this guide, as well as for myself.

  1. melee sneaky players. YOU are the only dank ninja in the server.
  2. who needs those heavy-a55 primary weapons? like really?
    2a. kill a CODKid with a pistol
    2b. kill a fat f*ck with a pistol
  3. Katana Phanties only. Embody the spirit of Stabbity Stab McStab.
    3a. get most kills on Underground with this troll tactic
    3b. trick scrub naders into pressing f
    3c. swaggity swooty, now go for da booty
    3d. disable deployables and watch scrubs stare blankly at it, then stab them.
  4. Kill a Phanties trying to ambush you with a point-blank sniper shot
    4a. point-blank sniper noscope
    4aa. noscope headshot
  5. Kill a Phanties with your nuclear pancake he disabled
  6. Melee a Phanties to death
  7. Defib a scrub. they f*cking need the electricity to make their brains work better.
  8. http://i.imgur.com/eVIQRoc.gif
    (the full length gif is supposed to be 19 seconds, but imgur was the only f*cking site i could find on short notice that would let me make a decent-quality gif longer than 10 seconds without needing me to make a “pro account” or some similar bullshyte, though the max there was still 4 seconds short)
  9. Spank scrubs as the fat f*ck
  10. headshots only as sniper
(SirSwag) #19

@TheRyderShotgun This is fucking amazing XD

(HunterAssassin5) #20

thanks, though the work was largely yours.