The bandit got robbed


(The_Enema_Bandit) #1

So… :slight_smile:
In today’s community stream I won the raffle twice, which is pretty cool,
but they ( @stayfreshshoe and @RazielWarmonic ) re-rolled the second one without explaining why.
I don’t get it - what’s wrong with winning a raffle twice?

This is putting some salt in my hot soapy water.


(Sinee) #2

Remember that one time when that one dude a long ass time ago… I think his name was @Jesus … said something like… “Yaddayadda don’t be a greedy fuck or get roasted, fuckboy”?

Don’t remember verbatim, but he talked about it a lot in a book he wrote. I think it was called the Atlas? No… no. That’s not it. …Bible? Yeaaaaah. That.

:trollface:


(The_Enema_Bandit) #3

in a book he wrote

:slight_smile:


(Jesus) #4

@Mercy Yaddayadda don’t be a greedy @$!# or get roasted, fluffboy!!
I might have said it differently for the sake of those illiterate fuck in year 1 but thats pretty much it.
Unless Im the one winning twice then give me the fucking price
But greed is bad m’kay ?
PS: I didnt really “wrote” the book its just some creepy fuck following me around who wrote everything i said.
He always had good stuff to sell, the guy was hallucinating a bush on fire once


(RazielWarmonic) #5

Hey @The_Enema_Bandit!

(Your name is still haunting me) The reason we re-rolled is because we try to make sure everyone has a fair chance, and quite honestly our giveaway program is not supposed to pick the same winner twice in one session to avoid this. :frowning:

So sorry about this!


(gloomyRequirement) #6

What did you even win? Free stuff where? Oy vey


(RyePanda) #7

[quote=“RazielWarmonic;157212”]Hey @The_Enema_Bandit!

we try to make sure everyone has a fair chance

[/quote]

I mean, wasn’t it fair chance that he got it twice? Everyone had the same fair chance both times, and even though the probability is incredibly low, it picked the enema bandit twice. I mean, it’s not like something wrong happened by it picking the same person twice.


(Jostabeere) #8

I am pretty sure it’s an unspoken rule in every Twitch-giveaway-raffle-thingy that someone who won can’t win a second time right after. Even though you deserved it since…What are the odds of winning 2 times in this stream? Like getting a good CS card from a 0.3% case.


(HunterAssassin5) #9

[quote=“Jesus;157207”]@Mercy Yaddayadda don’t be a greedy @$!# or get roasted, fuckboy!!
I might have said it differently for the sake of those illiterate fuck in year 1 but thats pretty much it.
Unless Im the one winning twice then give me the fucking price
But greed is bad m’kay ?
PS: I didnt really “wrote” the book its just some creepy fuck following me around who wrote everything i said.
He always had good stuff to sell, the guy was hallucinating a bush on fire once[/quote]

Lol the stuff you post man


(Jostabeere) #10

[quote=“Jesus;157207”]
He always had good stuff to sell, the guy was hallucinating a bush on fire once[/quote]
http://puu.sh/nBjGL/f6865df992.jpg

Right. He was the one with the stuff, eh!


(SirMurder) #11

[quote=“Jesus;157207”]\fuckboy!!
[/quote]
So we dont censor fluffboy?


(Eox) #12

[quote=“Jostabeere;157284”][quote=“Jesus;157207”]
He always had good stuff to sell, the guy was hallucinating a bush on fire once[/quote]
http://puu.sh/nBjGL/f6865df992.jpg

Right. He was the one with the stuff, eh![/quote]

Our lord and savior !


(SirMurder) #13

[quote=“Eox;157324”][quote=“Jostabeere;157284”][quote=“Jesus;157207”]
He always had good stuff to sell, the guy was hallucinating a bush on fire once[/quote]
http://puu.sh/nBjGL/f6865df992.jpg

Right. He was the one with the stuff, eh![/quote]

Our lord and savior ![/quote]

Fletcha?


(Eox) #14

[quote=“SirMurder;157325”][quote=“Eox;157324”][quote=“Jostabeere;157284”][quote=“Jesus;157207”]
He always had good stuff to sell, the guy was hallucinating a bush on fire once[/quote]
http://puu.sh/nBjGL/f6865df992.jpg

Right. He was the one with the stuff, eh![/quote]

Our lord and savior ![/quote]

Fletcha?[/quote]

FletJesus !


(Jesus) #15

[quote=“SirMurder;157323”][quote=“Jesus;157207”]\fuckboy!!
[/quote]
So we dont censor fluffboy?
[/quote]

Censor is for tyranic dictator, I aint no Aladeen