Tell me your best joke!

(Wkaj) #1

The title says it all, this is a place for people to come when they feel down, no matter how #£@%& your joke is, say it!
the best joke gets a cookie! :cookie:

ps: keep it clean, nothing too offensive or gross :wink:

(Wkaj) #2

I’ll start it off,
You know that moment when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
That’s god playing sims, he cancelled your action mid way through.

hue hue hue

(DirtyMedal) #3

Did you know you have a better chance to become a movie star than actually hitting the jackpot?

Not a joke but I find it funny

(Samniss_Arandeen) #4

According to Duke, what’s the proper way to cook popcorn?
[spoiler]You nukem.[/spoiler]

(Adam) #5

There were 3 Nintendo characters all in a hot air balloon.
Mario, Link, and PikaChu.
Suddenly the balloon started to slowly descend to the earth.
They panicked at first, then they realized that there was too much weight in the balloon.
So they all agreed to throw what they have too much of, off the side of the balloon.
[spoiler]Mario said “I have too many coins”, and tossed coins off the side of the balloon.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Link said “I have too many rupees”, and tossed the rupees off the side of the balloon.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Finally, PikaChu said “There are too many of me”, and jumped off the side of the balloon.[/spoiler]

(TheOrangePhantome) #6

Here’s a good one what is a peace of sh*t?

My life.

(Verticules) #7

There are 2 kinds of people in this world. People that can extrapolate from incomplete information

(TheOrangePhantome) #8

@Letmein258 What didn’t you like my joke?

(Wkaj) #9

I disagreed, as in to suggest that your life isn’t a piece* of @#! if you meant something else by typing peace* of @£%! instead then my bad I don’t get it lol,
Just thought you were being mean to yourself so I clicked ‘disagree’
@TheOrangePhantome

(Adam) #10

[quote=“Letmein258;87447”]I disagreed, as in to suggest that your life isn’t a piece* of @#! if you meant something else by typing peace* of @£%! instead then my bad I don’t get it lol,
Just thought you were being mean to yourself so I clicked ‘disagree’
@TheOrangePhantome[/quote]

Awe… Such a romantic moment… DJ! Play a song for this occasion!

(gg2ez) #11

Here’s a joke - Phantom in his current state.

(Adam) #12

HAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE MAN! But really… Someone fix him… god please…