Strangest Match Yet?


(DankBeretField) #1

This discussion is about YOUR wierdest match you have EVER played. I am not talking about your normal-match-turned-into-a-creepypasta or some story of you being a superhero-while-you-are-just-a-noob thing. We are talking about a match that make that match non-Dirty-Bomb-playstyle. I’ll start first.

I was playing in a Russian Objective server where we played Bridge. I was in the attacking team. And at the first minute, me and my teammate rushed into the EV. But there was no gunfight. There wasn’t anyone tried to stop me. We fixed the car, we pushed toward the second objective. And that is when it get strange. There was no gunfight. Again. Except from some random Vaseline encounter and Rhinos flanking me, there wasn’t a single airstrike or laser or anything else called.

Second objective completed. This is when I thought the silence will over. I thought I (my teammate left the game, it was 1v5 at that time) will activate my ‘tryhard simulator 2016’ and try to gun blazing from now on. But still, no sign of the enemy. No trap: no landmines, no heartbeat sensors, no turrets, NOTHING. I’ve checked three times that I am not playing in a minimum lv 5 server, that I am not high on cocaine, and I am not playing an Overwatch ripoff of Metal Gear Soild V.

In order to win, I had to SNEAK though the enemy. It was really stressful because I am a noob at sneaking and I didn’t play Phantom anyways. I got killed many times because some lucky Rhinos spotted me. But at the end, I won. Because my old teammate got back, play as Phantom, and stole the last drug sample (I stole the first one, if you are curious). I thought to myself:’’ That was the wierdest $#!t I’ve ever played! How the f*ck did we win?’’

That was the wierdest match I’ve ever played.

Now, it’s your turn. Post your strangest match and comment if you like.


(TheStrangerous) #2

I was playing usually on Terminal, but then I found out Fletchers grinding for objective XP, so I joined.


(Pyjama_Slam) #3

Joined a random game, within a few seconds I killed 2 enemies with 1 bullet. Enemy called hax. Everyone went in on it, and my team kicked me out. I still lack the words to describe this.


(BananaSlug) #4

every game is wired, especially when someone that i know joins and i start making these bad jokes


(DankBeretField) #5

[Redacted. Reason: Did not fit this disscusion]


(BlackboltLW) #6

Went on 8v8 match, and the players who topped the scoreboard on my team (two guys, one with 17k, other 15k) are both playing Vassili in the whole match

Is this real life


(Dysfnal) #7

I lost two matches in a row to teams playing all recon


(CyberVonCyberus) #8

so it was a normal execution match my team was getting stomped until we decided to have 2 sparks and 6 thunders at the start we kept on spaming V57 and all the thunders started saying “MAKE ME HAPPY” in sync and by i don’t know wich miracle (probably communism giving us strenght) we managed to make a 7:6 comeback on the stomping team with a big pack of russian beasts the alpha cobalt thunder and his two bronze spark mates , the beta gold thunder(me),and the two silver pack hunters
the ennemy team got so mad because of how we won lol


(Your worst knifemare.) #9

I got a triple kill with a pistol…
Now thats weird.


(HunterAssassin5) #10

when medics were rezzing, engies were doing the obj, SKYHAMMERS GIVING AMMO, SNIPER ACTUALLY HITTING THINGS AND MARKING ENEMIES, SINGLE DIGITS WITHOUT COBALTS OH MY GOD it hasnt happened yet


(aminuseternal) #11


(aminuseternal) #12

Upon realized how small that sreen shot is we had a full team of snipers(and one proxy that joined) and had managed to win for a few rounds in execution. XD


(The_N00Ba) #13

pretty much every match where I top score… so wrong
Seriously what comes to mind when I clutched repairing the ev towards the end of chapel. The game was stacked against my team. our opponents had a solid defense, but I managed to sneak in repair and finish the escort. We only had 3 min to get both emp charges in but managed it… some how… it was like I crushed their will or something… That doesn’t happen often to me. :slight_smile:


(Soerbert) #14

Objective on Chapel

-Game starts -

[left]For six minutes my team and I just get shredded by the enemy. No way we can win. Sothisishowitends.jpg

Suddenly some heroic Fletcher makes his way to the EV. He manages to repair it half but dies. Last spawn wave. He and I reach the EV again surrounded by enemies. I feed him healthpacks while he reapairs. Lets die with honor. Times up, the EV is not repaired. That brave nigerian engineer keeps repairing. Overtime. Everyone else is dead. Enemies aproaching. BOOM EV REPAIRED!

Okay Team, rush to the EV and keep pushing it. Team seems to have a little confidence boost and we do alright. We keep pushing while getting some kills now too. Again times almost up. EV is almost at the objective. Everyone just suicide jumps there to push it the last meters. Overtime. AGAIN. Someone is still pushing. Objective Complete. EV arrived.

Enemies completely demoralized. Our team overconfident as hell. We only got three minutes for the two EMP charges. Strong enemies but its worth a shot. We push trough in the first try and deliver. Someone runs back and grabs the second charge. We obliterate two of their spawn waves. Deliver second objective. WTF JUST HAPPENED.

TL;DR: Noob team gets overtime two times and wins surprisingly.

10/10 thats why i love db

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(DankBeretField) #15

Uh @Eox ? Mind putting this crap into the General Disscusion?


(Eox) #16

Moving to General Discussions.


(hawkeyeguy99) #17

Every time someone tries to be useful with Phantom.


(kopyright) #18

We had a team of five Phantoms once - you wouldn’t believe how useful that can actually be. We had some great laughs that evening. :smiley:


(frostyvampire) #19

I played on an 8v8 server
There were no snipers


(LifeupOmega) #20

I played on a Russian server and no one complained about team balance and just got on with their lives.