I predicted pretty much the same thing a couple weeks ago.
DEEP BREATH…AND…
You would think that the reviews will be overwhelmingly popular considering the overwhelmingly positive PREVIEWS that have been posted since the Bethesda Utah gig, PAX east, and other preview parties for the press.
Regardless, it is my prediction that it will land in the mid-high 80’s on Metacritic regarding the cough “professional reviews” cough. Mostly they will rave about it but cut off a star due to “no single player campaign” (yes, I know what you are going to say about the bots…but some of the reviewers just won’t get it or won’t get what SD is trying to accomplish), “just don’t know why there aren’t any female models considering the vast amount of customization”, and the misconception that they HAVE to play online to have fun. Oh, and they will probably only level their characters to the second tier and then rush to their keyboards to be the first to publish a REVIEW (how could it be a review after only playing for a few hours???).
And for the user reviews…most will be 10’s and 9’s from the user reviews, but the average will be pulled down to an overall 7 or 8 average. Mostly because those who don’t get it…cough CoD run and gun lone wolf types cough will bitch and moan about all the stuff us ejumicated types already know about and are looking forward to (no “dedicated” sniper weapons, no “rag doll”, no female character models, etc.) and will be extremely pissed that the actually have to…gasp… work together. Because of this shock to their system, they will SPRINT with their SMART ASS button (see what I did there???) straight to the meta review posts to give their opinion as to why the game sucks and why it’s no CoD. Oh, let’s not forget about the those who are upset that SD went multiplatform (either forgetting or just plain ignorant about ETQW) and will post something along the following…“this is clearly a console port and SD has sold their soul to the console devils and abandoned the loyal PC community” (followed by a pledge to NEVER BUY A SD GAME AGAIN!!! sniff)…and then go right back online and play the crap out of the game.
Ok, I feel better now…
Still…I don’t don’t why reviewers piss me off so much. I like a game or I don’t…it doesn’t matter what others say.