Guys, guys, there’s a wonderful world out there. Seriously, thanks for all the nice compliments about the game, but we’re morally if not legally obliged to point out that there really are more productive things to do with your time : )
Go on, take a break, go for a walk, write a letter, call a relative, learn to make Yorkshire pudding, read a book. You won’t regret it, honest.
Let’s make a deal. If you can honestly say you’ve learned to do a whole new useful thing, then we’ll let you play ET again. Whaddya reckon?