So let's talk about Proxy (non-event related)

(frolicsomeCrane) #1

Excuse me while I digress and just post some things I noticed about this particular merc.

  • She’s 20 (Born July 9th 1995) and she’s gonna be 21 in a few months
  • She’s literally Cancer, trust me on that, I’m born on the 1st of July and my Zodiac sign is Cancer, a week apart is still Cancer
  • Her play style and weapon selection enrages everyone who gets to play against her
  • lolmines
  • She probably is an alright girl but I still wouldn’t be her friend, I’d probably bully her into quitting engineering school
  • Come to think of it I really hate Proxy
  • I refuse to play her even though I’ve been owning her for almost a year now
  • To be honest I have a very high playtime (500+ hours) and after a while every merc started feeling the same due to same weapons, roughly same speed/health only thing different being the skill
  • I barely play the game anymore
  • Just realized I ended up talking about myself more than Proxy

Sorry I bothered y’all.

(AnonOmis1000) #2

Fuck you Proxy and Vassili are two of my favorite mercs character wise. Both use the same kind of wit that I enjoy. Fuck even Vassili is a gamer!

(Tenebris) #3

Proxy and I share a Birthday. Fun fact.

(frolicsomeCrane) #4

Sorry if my opinion offended you. I didn’t try to incur such an offensive language in any way, shape or form.

(ZeSpecter) #5

And the point of this thread is exactly…?
Also she would be 24/25 the game takes place from 2020 and onward

(frolicsomeCrane) #6

[quote=“ZeSpecter;177849”]And the point of this thread is exactly…?
Also she would be 24/25 the game takes place from 2020 and onward[/quote]

Trying to imply on the downlow, completely irrelevant to the thread title, that the game is good but in the long run it gets boring and the fun factor of it is diminishing the more you play, despite new events, new mercs, etc. eventually you lose incentive to play and that’s a bad thing for the playerbase. I’d personally prefer some way of actually differentiating between the classes you play. Anyone ever notice that Engineers and Medics use the same weapons? Yeah…

(Kakutov) #7

You forgot to mention she’s the hottest bae in DB. :blush:

(LifeupOmega) #8

Weird, this is a Proxy thread, not a Nader thread.

(Jostabeere) #9

Elaborate this highly subjective statement in a logical way please.

@Kakutov And can you not be a massive dick and disagreeing with a question for you? I did not say any opinion-based statements here yo0u can disagree with. Stop abusing the reputation button.
Thanks.

(SaulWolfden) #10

Elaborate this highly subjective statement in a logical way please.[/quote]

Probably just referring to her being implied to be the youngest female merc.

(Icecoal) #11

Another pointless thread by someone who is fed up with the game.

(_Sniff_) #12

Weird, this is a Proxy thread, not a Nader thread.[/quote]

I don’t see how a Nader thread would fit into the hottest bae in DB, I think we all know that’s Fletcher

(frolicsomeCrane) #13

Elaborate this highly subjective statement in a logical way please.[/quote]

Probably just referring to her being implied to be the youngest female merc.[/quote]

[pic of female merc ass comparison]

ASS you can see clearly here, Nader is winning.

(Scav) #14

This topic contains nothing productive, thank you for the clickbait, and the time i wasted on this. Lets everyone jump on the anti-proxy train while shes still not viable in cometitive, wohoo.
Seriously the quality of this forum is in a deep dive recently.

(Your worst knifemare.) #15

Elaborate this highly subjective statement in a logical way please.[/quote]

Probably just referring to her being implied to be the youngest female merc.[/quote]

[pic of female merc ass comparison]

ASS you can see clearly here, Nader is winning.[/quote]

Where the hell did this thread go to.

(Eox) #16

All of you, your waifu does not exist. Go outside and get a girlfriend ! :frowning:

(Icecoal) #17

I thought they would come knock on our door

(Kakutov) #18

Elaborate this highly subjective statement in a logical way please.[/quote]
There is no need to do that. That’s my opinion. You prolly prefer Stoker lol

(frolicsomeCrane) #19

Elaborate this highly subjective statement in a logical way please.[/quote]

Probably just referring to her being implied to be the youngest female merc.[/quote]

[pic of female merc ass comparison]

ASS you can see clearly here, Nader is winning.[/quote]

Where the hell did this thread go to.[/quote]

I always like to cause a bit of mischief.

(BananaSlug) #20

Weird, this is a Proxy thread, not a Nader thread.[/quote]

I don’t see how a Nader thread would fit into the hottest bae in DB, I think we all know that’s rhino[/quote]

fixed for ya