Smooth Dirty Bomb pickup lines? (Game)

(gg2ez) #1

Here’s the game: The pickup line with the most likes or lols combined at the end of each day wins.

Rules are -

  1. Must be pickup lines
  2. Must be Dirty Bomb related

Current winners:

[list=1]
[] @SirSwag
[] @Adam
[*] @Faraleth

(gg2ez) #2

Example - My name is C4, wanna help me defuse?

(SteelMailbox) #3

Hey want to come and… Dirty bomb :wink:

I don’t have luck with the ladies.

(Wkaj) #4

LOVE ME OR I’LL BOMB LONDON.
You can tell it didn’t go well.

(MercifuL) #5

Just say “My name is Fletcha, Call me Fletcha” in a Nigerian accent.

(Adam) #6

You must be Fragger, because my pants just exploded.

Are you a Phantom? Because I can see right through your clothing.

They call me BushWacker. Want me to show you why?

I need help blowing the primary objective.

Common people… Learn how to pick up people!

(gg2ez) #7

@Adam damn bruh. That’s some good stuff.

(SirSwag) #8

Kira’s laser isn’t the only thing that’s big, thick and lasts 8 seconds.

(Faraleth) #9

Fire in YOUR hole.

(TheOrangePhantome) #10

Hah thay can’t see me guys it’s working. - Phantom

I use to work in mines now i use them. - Proxy (this one’s lame)

I guess if they don’t eat their vegetables then i’ll have to feed them their vegetables. - Phoenix

(Adam) #11

Only farel has said any good ones so far…

It doesnt take red eye to see your preaty face through all this smoke.

(SnakekillerX) #12

Damn that’s a lot of holes, allow me to fill them for you. - Sawbonez.

Would probably be best to post your lines in separate comments or people won’t know which one the LOL’s are referring to, skewing the results.

(SnakekillerX) #13

My other sword is pretty big too. - Phantom.

(VincentRJaeger) #14

“I can’t get my scope away from you.”

“My heartbeat sensor broke when you came close to me.”

…I tried.

(watsyurdeal) #15

“Prox your socks off”

Hey, why stop with the socks Proxy? :wink:

(Verticules) #16

@Adam These better?

Phoenix- “I can get myself up in a matter of seconds.”

Skyhammer- “My @#$% is hungry. FEED IT! FEED IT!”

Phantom- “Ima give you my sword. (points at katana) This is not my sword.”

Rhino- " Chances are, I’ll sleep with all of you at least 7 times."