Slipping Out of Early July: A DLC Lament

[Hot-Wire]

Yeah Tuesday is Sony’s weekly store update. If it doesn’t come out tomorrow, Splash Damage missed their stated window.

[Bittermetal]

Yeah Tuesday is Sony’s weekly store update. If it doesn’t come out tomorrow, Splash Damage missed their stated window.

That would make my Summer.

[SinDonor]

wish i was a nerd . nerds normally make six figures in the real world lol

Dude, I am a QA Manager at a video game company. I am a nerd. I just hide it well by spending a few nights a week playing hockey and going bar hopping. Once in a while, I even hang out with a lady friend.

Then I realize I’d rather just be playing video games.

NERRRRRRD!

[Jess_Alon]

If the DLC doesn’t come out July 12th. I’ll pee on Brink’s game case. If it’s not out by the 15th of July. I’ll pee on the disc and then wipe it off so I can put it back in the xbox. If it’s not out by the end of July I’m going to poop IN the game case with the disc inside and then close it.

[SinDonor]

If the DLC doesn’t come out July 12th. I’ll pee on Brink’s game case. If it’s not out by the 15th of July. I’ll pee on the disc and then wipe it off so I can put it back in the xbox. If it’s not out by the end of July I’m going to poop IN the game case with the disc inside and then close it.

You should say a hot 16 year old girl did all that. Then you could probably sell it on eBay Japan for like $12,000.

[Jess_Alon]

You should say a hot 16 year old girl did all that. Then you could probably sell it on eBay Japan for like $12,000.

I should say HORSE did it. And send it to Bethesda’s offices.

I think sending feces by mail is a felony or something though.

[SinDonor]

[QUOTE=Jess Alon;355010]I should say HORSE did it. And send it to Bethesda’s offices.

I think sending feces by mail is a felony or something though.[/QUOTE]

You should have it hand delivered via a midget tranny stripper.