Since heavies are fat...

(hamstein) #1

I know some things are in though, like they made it so fat people can take more bullets which is good cause it’s realistic but I have some other questions that haven’t been answered.

Since heavies are fatter than lights wouldn’t smaller weapons like pistols be too small for their big fat hands, being unusable?

Also since they are fat would skinny people have more trouble pushing them to the ground, and would fat people have an easier time pushing around the skinnies?

Fat people like to get heart attacks and diabetes, so would fat people have less stamina or whatever it is than skinny people?

Fat people are also stronger than skinny people, so if Mr. Fatso decides to snipe would his sniper which will totally not be in this game since there are “no snipers” have less recoil? Cause he is strong and fat would he absorb the recoil?

If there are too many fat people on a server will that make the Ark sink?

(FlatLineDisaster) #2

I LOL’d a lot, thanks :smiley:

(ed lolington) #3

they ****ing love it

(irvine05) #4

Lmfaoo!!!

(Shinjorai) #5

LOL thats a bad image, thought it was bad enough thinking about a bunch of dudes stuck on an island with no women, much less them all being super fat and sweaty hahaha

(Kryptyk Samurai) #6

These are all logical questions and I think the SD is aware of them and validated the physics and health conerns of fat people vs skinny people prior to implementing the code in the game. One can only hope they got it right.

I’m medium body type so I have a hard time relating to skinny people and fat people. Perhaps, Brink will enlighten me regarding what it’s like to not live as myself.

Oh no, I just read that SD/Bethesda agreed to sell the rights of Brink to be made as a hollywood movie adaptation…and the script was appoved…of course hollywood artistic influence prevailed and the title of the movie is not going to be “Brink” but “Broke Back Arc”.

(brbrbr) #7

and got “you dont allowed to play heavvy soldier if you weight under 80Kg” or “you can’ be light medic if you weight more than 60kg” -stickers on game box ? np, thanks.

(Apoc) #8

I wish to play as this archtype:

(raib) #9

had to be done xd

(tokamak) #10

They all seem to have the same body fat percentage actually. You can’t get such abs while being fat.

(hamstein) #11

so the questions? they seem lonely and would like some attention.

(boozee84) #12

some interesting thoughts! gave me a good laugh!:smiley:

(indirect) #13

All I can do is lol.

(MatthiasK75) #14

only one way to prove it

(hamstein) #15

So, while I understand that you people may find my first post funny which was intentional I also kinda wanted the questions answered.

I know some of the questions are just jokes made to entertain the reader, I’m sure if you have a brain you’d be able to distinguish the more serious questions from the joke ones.

And once you accomplish that great feat could you please like…y’know answer them? Please?

Thanks.

(tokamak) #16

Aw, the fish aren’t biting are they?

(hamstein) #17

Aw, the fish aren’t biting are they?

Yeah, and unfortunately I’m not a big fan of fish therapy. Don’t really want fish to eat away my dead skin.

(TAPETRVE) #18

They’re not fat, they have large bones.

(Herandar) #19

As a real life heavy, I take offense. Usually we remove the trigger guard on pistols so we can get our fingers on there, or adjust our grip so that only the fingertip is pulling the trigger.

Diabetes and heart attacks don’t affect stamina directly like that.

Also, fat people are naturally buoyant.

(BrigandSk(A)) #20

They are not fat, they are actually the strongest of men!

The heavy body type was based on the world’s strongest men competitions.

http://www.theworldsstrongestman.com/