Short story contest

(Your worst knifemare.) #1

Simple, few of you write a story i decide which one i like the best, that person wins

(Pacmikey) #2

Fletcher got removed from Dirty Bomb. Thus, the planet was no more.

(SirSwag) #3

We have a winner.

(SteelMailbox) #4

Fixed it for ya

(Pacmikey) #5

Fixed it for ya[/quote]

Thanks, missed a small detail.

(TheVulpesFox) #6

Once upon a chapel, Evee was waiting to be taken out to dinner. She was dressed in her best dark dress, that reached just above her knees and glittered in the night. The air was cold, but she was warm. Warm with excitement and anticipation of meeting her date. She fantasised about what he looked like. Tall, tanned, slim, handsome.

Then all of a sudden a black man jumped from the shadows, and caught her in his vice grip.
“Surpriiise” he whispered in her ear. He had a distinct accent. She tried to scream but his hand was clamped over her mouth. 4 other ghastly figures crept out of the shadows and she was pushed down the street. The black man handled her with great confidence and skill. He must have read her mind because he said, “I am good with my hands, you would agree”.

She desperately looked around. Nobody was to be seen. Then she spotted what looked to be a giant button on the ground. One of her captors was nearing it, seemingly oblivious. He only noticed to late and tried to jump away but his body was thrust upwards by the explosion and landed with a heavy thump. She couldn’t believe it. One of them was dead. Another captor took out some defibrillators and ran over his friends body multiple times before he managed to connect them with his chest. Suddenly the dead man was dead no more.

Out of no where, a grenade bounced along the ground and burst with a bright light. The silent night was broken by a roar like something out of brave heart

“FIRE SUPPORT ON THE WEEAAY!!!”

A dull drone could be heard in the distance. Getting louder and louder. It was right over them. It was bombing them! Explosions erupted all around. Evee was flung forward and landed flat on her face. She couldn’t move. Her ears were ringing. Another voice. Slurred but distinctly Chinese.

“HERE COMES ARTAAAAAYYYYYY!”

More explosions. How could this be happening?
Evee felt a sharp jab in her arm and looked up. The African man. Sticking a screwdriver in her arm. He was mad. He was yelling crazily.

“Repairing objective. I AM REPAIRING OBJECTIVE!!! PLANTING C4!!!”

He picked her up and ran. Ran past all the explosions, and people as they fired upon him with guns and chased him with cricket bats. He reached down his pants and took out a ball. Threw it into a mans face with some sort of blue mask on. In the black mans other hand was a trigger. He pulled it.

“AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNND BANG!”

She couldn’t watch. It was too much. She was too weak, too exhausted. All of a sudden a young woman jumped in front of the black man. He stopped. Dropped Evee on the ground.

“My name is Fletcha. Call me… Fletcha” the black man said.
The woman responded “You know how to bowl a maiden over”
The black man took out another ball “surpriiise”
“IT’S TIME FOR A NEW BALL”

He threw they ball straight onto her face as she threw a giant button at him. She shot the mine at the exact same time as he pulled his trigger. They both died.

Evee crawled to shelter under a curved sheet of metal. She was exhausted, afraid, hurt. But she was alive. That’s all that mattered.

Then a man with a hat and a man in a turtle suit came out of the shadows. The one with the hat said “Mah name is Bushwacker. You sit there”. The other man walked up to her reached into her pants and pulled out her putt blug and they ran away together yelling,

“I’M DELIVERING THE OBJECTIVE!!!”

Evee past out cold.

Raising awareness for EV abuse.

(NeroSonic) #7

This was genius! It was the funniest part in this story, I have to admit! :smiley:

(TheVulpesFox) #8

This was genius! It was the funniest part in this story, I have to admit! :smiley:
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Thanks dude, I had fun writing it, although it took ages because I was on mah phone…
I gotta admit I also did this really badly

(BananaSlug) #9

yesterday i was in shop and i bought bread.

(Your worst knifemare.) #10

Winner

(TheVulpesFox) #11

Why not me?

(Your worst knifemare.) #12

I just said you are -_-

(TheVulpesFox) #13

You didn’t say who, you just said “Winner” after bananaslugs post so I thought he was. Nvm though. Thanks. Do I get a prize for my totally not worth/not representative of the effort story xD?

(Pacmikey) #14

You didn’t say who, you just said “Winner” after bananaslugs post so I thought he was. Nvm though. Thanks. Do I get a prize for my totally not worth/not representative of the effort story xD?[/quote]

I can give you a free default card!

(TheVulpesFox) #15

You didn’t say who, you just said “Winner” after bananaslugs post so I thought he was. Nvm though. Thanks. Do I get a prize for my totally not worth/not representative of the effort story xD?[/quote]

I can give you a free default card![/quote]

You didn’t say who, you just said “Winner” after bananaslugs post so I thought he was. Nvm though. Thanks. Do I get a prize for my totally not worth/not representative of the effort story xD?[/quote]

I can give you a free default card![/quote]

Ooh yes please, I could trade it up for a lead! I don’t have many of those…

(Your worst knifemare.) #16

Btw i didnt even read bananaslugs story

(darlingClaymore) #17

London This is the only dirty bomb meme

(TheVulpesFox) #18

I feel as though I have been ripped off because only one person responded (clicked LOL etc.)
You gotta go for those points you know?

(Your worst knifemare.) #19

Just relised that evee was the EV in the story

(Your worst knifemare.) #20

Alright time for a second contest
Rules are give me a story,( not too long or short)
Wait until other people make storys
Thats it