Share your best Jokes and Humor

(K1X455) #1
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A barrister was in a long queue at a box office. Suddenly, he felt a pair of hands kneading his back and neck; and he turned around and asked “What the hell are you doing?”. The man said, “I’m a chiropractor and I’m just keeping my practice while I’m in line.” . Teh barrister then replied, “Well, I’m a barrister and you don’t see me screwing the person in front of me, do ya?”

(gg2ez) #2

A horse walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his life.

(SteelMailbox) #3

https://youtu.be/Ju8XLUo5dCE?t=369

(Adam) #4

A duck walks into a bar, and sat down on a stool. Moments later animal control came.

(XavienX) #5

Fletcher.

(Faraleth) #6

[spoiler]My life.[/spoiler]

Good one… Right? ;-;

(gg2ez) #7

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@Eox time to rek him.

[quote=“Faraleth;90555”][spoiler]My life.[/spoiler]

Good one… Right? ;-;[/quote]

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(Adam) #8

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(gg2ez) #9

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I’m not even Spanish, I just found it and was like: “You know what? This is a nice variation”.