Salt management

(ThePigVomit) #21

Keep fries/chips handy…salt goes great on them…wash it down with their unicorn tears as you wipe their brain matter off your boots with the underwear you blew them out of.

(AlbinMatt) #22

@Dr_Plantboss said:
My life is happier when I don’t try to win.

Watch out guys, we got a socialist over here.

@Xenithos said:
An 8v8 is not a casual server, it’s a STAMPEDE :disappointed: Who on earth recommends grabbing a sniper on an 8v8 server, everybody is always in your way :stuck_out_tongue:

Kek.
I always use 8v8 obj servers to blow some steam off. Everything is a mess, so you’re morally justified to not care for your teammates, and so stupid stuff like running around as a Cricket Phantom, or try your hand at some dank smoky sniping with Grandpa Red.

(AlphaUT) #23

Get a medic with mechanic, you can do almost every thing in pub (expect ammo)

(AlbinMatt) #24

@AlphaUT said:
Get a medic with mechanic, you can do almost every thing in pub (expect ammo)

CR83 Sawpapa or KE42 Spanish Jesus

(Dr_Plantboss) #25

@AlbinMatt said:

@Dr_Plantboss said:
My life is happier when I don’t try to win.

Watch out guys, we got a socialist over here.

Actually, devout conservative. I just want to have fun and not let the outcome ruin it.

(Xyfurion) #26

Get. Good.

(LifeupOmega) #27

Get a loadout with a shotgun, burst rifle, or sniper rifle. Use it on others. Congrats, you’re a scumbag but at least you’ll have fun while you ruin the game.

(ThunderZsolt) #28

Even if SD made that you can’t alt+F4, you can still alt+TAB and then RMB/close window.
With some practice, I can do it almost as fast as alt+F4 :wink:

(Teflon Love) #29

Think of your team mates as bots, chat bots even. Then enjoy the single player experience.

(JonBongNoJovi) #30

Normally load up Dark Souls 2 and attempt some of the DLC , normally forget why I was pissed off with DB after a few needless deaths

(Chilled Sanity) #31

Learn how to use Thunder and Prioritize Objectives.

Dont think of your team as they are retards.

Think of them as;

"Yes they are retards.

But they are my retards."