RNG Facts

(NuclearBreadstick) #1

Fact #1
Statistically, if your merc has two good primary weapons and one bad, then it should be more likely to get on of the good ones on a card, right? Wrong. The RNG breaks the rules and is hellbent on fucking you hard in the ass. That’s why everyone has gold BR-16 Fraggers and such.

(Jurmabones) #2

Been getting shafted by RNGesus lately? Know dat feel. :sweat:

(SteelMailbox) #3

[quote=“NuclearBreadstick;17574”]Fact #1
That’s why everyone has gold BR-16 Fraggers and such.[/quote]
RNG was nice to me when I traded up for gold Swiss red M62 o:)

(NuclearBreadstick) #4

[quote=“steelMailbox;80330”][quote=“NuclearBreadstick;17574”]Fact #1
That’s why everyone has gold BR-16 Fraggers and such.[/quote]
RNG was nice to me when I traded up for gold Swiss red M62 o:) [/quote]

…I hate you so much right now

(Someordinaryguy) #5

[quote=“NuclearBreadstick;80334”][quote=“steelMailbox;80330”][quote=“NuclearBreadstick;17574”]Fact #1
That’s why everyone has gold BR-16 Fraggers and such.[/quote]
RNG was nice to me when I traded up for gold Swiss red M62 o:) [/quote]

…I hate you so much right now[/quote]

http://i.imgur.com/AkVulPp.jpg?1

No h8 m8

(NuclearBreadstick) #6

Gonna go hang myself by my thumbs, brb

(Faraleth) #7

I know the feeling… Been trying FOREVER to get a good Sparks cobalt - yet one of the first cases I ever opened I got the best Fragger in gold (Note: I don’t even use/like Fragger). RNG is a cruel mistress… :c

([ F² ! MADCAP ]) #8

RNGesus treated me to a 5 star loadout card.

(SteelMailbox) #9

[quote="[ F² ! MADCAP ];80392"]RNGesus treated me to a 5 star loadout card.

[/quote]

I would be the most jelly if it was in chrome but it isn’t so I prefer my swiss red one.

(Yes) #10

[quote=“steelMailbox;80394”][quote="[ F² ! MADCAP ];80392"]RNGesus treated me to a 5 star loadout card.

[/quote]

I would be the most jelly if it was in chrome but it isn’t so I prefer my swiss red one.[/quote]

What’s worse is that he got rid of G41 RedEye.

(RyePanda) #11

[quote=“Someordinaryguy;80336”][quote=“NuclearBreadstick;80334”][quote=“steelMailbox;80330”][quote=“NuclearBreadstick;17574”]Fact #1
That’s why everyone has gold BR-16 Fraggers and such.[/quote]
RNG was nice to me when I traded up for gold Swiss red M62 o:) [/quote]

…I hate you so much right now[/quote]

http://i.imgur.com/AkVulPp.jpg?1

No h8 m8[/quote]

I’ve tried for that card 24 times. Haven’t gotten it. My friend tried twice and got it both times.

:’(

([ F² ! MADCAP ]) #12

[quote=“Clown;80487”][quote=“steelMailbox;80394”][quote="[ F² ! MADCAP ];80392"]RNGesus treated me to a 5 star loadout card.
http://i.imgur.com/rpKqxvm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Z06BAFc.jpg

[/quote]

I would be the most jelly if it was in chrome but it isn’t so I prefer my swiss red one.[/quote]

What’s worse is that he got rid of G41 RedEye.[/quote]

got rid of 2 of em ROFL. but i dont really play him anyways. definitely happy with the cobalt bush over that gold redeye.

(Yes) #13

[quote="[ F² ! MADCAP ];80517"][quote=“Clown;80487”][quote=“steelMailbox;80394”][quote="[ F² ! MADCAP ];80392"]RNGesus treated me to a 5 star loadout card.
http://i.imgur.com/rpKqxvm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Z06BAFc.jpg

[/quote]

I would be the most jelly if it was in chrome but it isn’t so I prefer my swiss red one.[/quote]

What’s worse is that he got rid of G41 RedEye.[/quote]

got rid of 2 of em ROFL. but i dont really play him anyways. definitely happy with the cobalt bush over that gold redeye.[/quote]

If you ever feel like messing about with melee only, it’s the best.

(cornJester) #14

[quote=“Clown;80532”][quote="[ F² ! MADCAP ];80517"][quote=“Clown;80487”][quote=“steelMailbox;80394”][quote="[ F² ! MADCAP ];80392"]RNGesus treated me to a 5 star loadout card.
http://i.imgur.com/rpKqxvm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Z06BAFc.jpg

[/quote]

I would be the most jelly if it was in chrome but it isn’t so I prefer my swiss red one.[/quote]

What’s worse is that he got rid of G41 RedEye.[/quote]

got rid of 2 of em ROFL. but i dont really play him anyways. definitely happy with the cobalt bush over that gold redeye.[/quote]

If you ever feel like messing about with melee only, it’s the best.[/quote]

At the same time it’s not difficult to get it in bronze and if you wanna run melee only the skin doesn’t show on the knife anyways… I had a crown gold G41 but I hate the grandeur. I loved the melee but may as well trade it up for a cobalt and get a bronze.

(XavienX) #15

Hm, about that cobalt card up there in the posts, does the Get Up perk increase the damage of the Revivr as well?

(cornJester) #16

No, it does not.

(Sorotia) #17

Aye it tis…finally got my first Silver…first above Bronze I ever got…and it was a absolutely horrible Rhino.

(frolicsomeCrane) #18

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/429320160991681330/1BCDA48C6BE198C452A410BC94FB09C9C4C445EC/

(neverplayseriou) #19

I got 3 bronze skyhammers and 2 silver ones (for which i used 6 bronze skyhammers) all my loadouts were with br16 except for a timik one which i already got ages ago and now also have in alienware .-.

#20

All I want is a blue cobalt skin and all I get is chrome.

Gaben pls.