Proxy's fingernails...

(CCP115) #1

Is it just me or are they real nasty goblin things?

(sinKrin) #2

To be fair, I don’t think consistently planting C4 and repairing EVs does much for the girls cuticles.

(brody) #3

Proxy Looks Like A Nasty Goblin Thing, So I’m Not Too Surprised That Her FingerNails Are Like That Too!

(Jemmy) #4

Dudeeeee, we have detail there? I have never noticed, anyone have a screenshot handy?

(Mr-Penguin) #5

Screenshot!
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/447329129849607974/B63CFFFDD7EBC4CA8CC5D5098CC6AADB7C8D13E9/

They look decent enough. Don’t ask about the blue guy though.

(BushDweller) #6

[quote=“derpypenguinz19;53338”]Screenshot!
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/447329129849607974/B63CFFFDD7EBC4CA8CC5D5098CC6AADB7C8D13E9/

Don’t ask about the blue guy though.[/quote]

Hacks confirmed.

(kittenishPond) #7

[quote=“derpypenguinz19;53338”]Screenshot!
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/447329129849607974/B63CFFFDD7EBC4CA8CC5D5098CC6AADB7C8D13E9/

They look decent enough. Don’t ask about the blue guy though.[/quote]
That blue guy http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31204353/images/1396390898360.gif

(BlackFoxglove) #8

Juicy killed Squidward!
Wait until Spongebob knows about that!

THERE WILL BE H.E.L.L. TO PAY!

(How come that the name of the place where souls in many cultures go in the afterlife is a censored word on this forum?)

(Ghosthree3) #9

Well she is a nasty whore.

And I don’t mean that in a good way.

(kittenishPond) #10

[quote=“Ghosthree3;53826”]Well she is a nasty whore.

And I don’t mean that in a good way.[/quote]

Shh… you hear that? Someone out there is mad you insulted their waifu.

(ChinChill) #11

And people think women obsess over their looks…men obsess over women’s looks a lot more is what I’m getting from this!

(Ghosthree3) #12

Women obsess over their looks for 2 reasons, men and competition.

(kittenishPond) #13

Personally I think Proxy is pretty damn hot. Got the looks, plus she can kick my ass.
Also women obsess with other women’s looks. That is where 90% of cat fights start.

(ChinChill) #14

Oh no, Proxy is completely attractive. Just makes it all the weirder to be hating on her fingernails imo!

And speaking as someone who’s lived / been percieved as a woman for twenty odd years, if a woman does wear make-up and fuss about their appearance it’s just because they feel comfortable looking that way, not for anyone else (seriously, tell my mum and sister they dress up for men and they will first laugh then slap you for implying it). Most fights with other girls have been about gossip/rumours, differences in opinion, that sort of thing. Not so much about appearances.

(BlackFoxglove) #15

Proxy has mines.
Everyone favourite surprise.

(I think Fragger is the hottest merc around, btw.

“If you can’t say with roses, a grenade or machinegun, then it doesn’t need saying”

<3 )

(kittenishPond) #16

[quote=“BlackFoxglove;54319”]Proxy has mines.
Everyone favourite surprise.

(I think Fragger is the hotter merc around, btw.

“If you can’t say with roses, a grenade or machinegun, then it doesn’t need saying”

<3 )[/quote]
I’d go bi for Fragger. That beard doe. Also since we got talk about Proxy here. Am I the only one who just has to make a seriously bad pun everytime I hear a certain voiceline. “Mine armed” and I ALWAYS say “Yeah, mines armed too.” and I ALWAYS hate myself for it.

On a side note, I saw Ster using mines as grenades and I fell in love with Proxy even more. Throwing them down on someone then shooting it, amazing. Got a double kill once by dropping a mine on 2 Phantoms doing the objective and shooting the mine before they could move.

(BlackFoxglove) #17

[quote=“kittenishPond;54422”][quote=“BlackFoxglove;54319”]Proxy has mines.
Everyone favourite surprise.

(I think Fragger is the hotter merc around, btw.

“If you can’t say with roses, a grenade or machinegun, then it doesn’t need saying”

<3 )[/quote]
I’d go bi for Fragger. That beard doe. Also since we got talk about Proxy here. Am I the only one who just has to make a seriously bad pun everytime I hear a certain voiceline. “Mine armed” and I ALWAYS say “Yeah, mines armed too.” and I ALWAYS hate myself for it.

On a side note, I saw Ster using mines as grenades and I fell in love with Proxy even more. Throwing them down on someone then shooting it, amazing. Got a double kill once by dropping a mine on 2 Phantoms doing the objective and shooting the mine before they could move.
[/quote]

Yesterday I planted the C4 in the blocker carriage in Trainyard then dropped a mine just when three enemies were about to enter and kill me.
They shot me, shot my mine, the mine exploded and I got a triple kill :smiley:

(CCP115) #18

A Proxy that knows how to shoot her mines is just an insanely fast and squishy Fragger.

(kittenishPond) #19

Without the beard. Actually, if someone here is good at photoshop can they photoshop Fragger’s beard on Proxy?

(XavienX) #20

[quote=“derpypenguinz19;53338”]Screenshot!
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/447329129849607974/B63CFFFDD7EBC4CA8CC5D5098CC6AADB7C8D13E9/

They look decent enough. Don’t ask about the blue guy though.[/quote]

I think she has the prettiest fingernails.