Considering customizable loadouts has been a hot topic of discussion and debate for a while, I thought it’d be fun to list our own ‘dream loudouts’ below. Let’s pretend it’s a perfect world (or not so perfect) and we could make whatever obnoxious or practical builds we want. Got a favorite merc you wish had a different secondary or perk? Post it! Want a Rhino with a katana, flying pig, quick slash, and chopper? You got it, boss! I’ll get this thing rollin’ with a few of mine:
Unequivocally, without a shred of a doubt, indisputably, hands down, you-bet-your-sweet-ass that is the loadout I’d send SD my left kidney to have. I main Nader and I’m always torn between SM41 and the more combat-ready SM83. I love the SMG-9 because I suck with the communist Crotzni and refuse to touch that other pea shooter. I’ve grown so used to springy that it’s difficult to play her without it and the cricket bat annoys the hell out of me. Drilled is all I ask for and I prefer the .40 over the M9. Overall, I think it’s a reasonably balanced loadout - not much different than her others. I’d like all of this packaged in her sexy First Assault skin. God, it hurts to even imagine the possibility of this being reality. Let’s move on to Stoker:
Admittedly, this one seems a bit too good to be true, but it’s not that far off from some of his other great loadouts like M55. I prefer the timik over the M4, I love the .357 despite the current state of revolvers, and I’d be happy with either the Beckhill or the kukri. Ultimately, I think the kukri has a more Stoker-esque feel to it so I went with that. The augments are self-explanatory. I don’t own any of his obsidian loadouts sadly, but I’d run this with his recent undead obsidian that was only available in his pretty meh T52. Lastly, I’ll post a trolling loadout:
If rule # 1 of Dirty Bomb is “don’t be a dick”, rule # 2 is ‘never knife a Nader’. Well, what do ya say? Want a melee only fight? Even if you manage to kill me - which you won’t ‘cause I have springy - I’ll lay an egg that’ll blow your salty self into enough pieces for undead Stoker to grill up for dinner later. What? Martyrdom is cheating in a knife only fight? … Involuntary bowel movements are common after death. Sorry, nothin’ she can do to help it.
Yep, those are mine. All I want for Christmas. B) Now, I realize y’all likely don’t have as polished Microsoft Paint cropping skills as me so images won’t be necessary, but bonus points for you if you do! Let’s hear about yours!
