Hunter: “Hello guys, I’m finally released!”
Crowd: “GTFO you bring nothing to the game anyone needs!”
Hunter: “But I can disable buildings with my EMP arrow!”
Crowd: “GTFO so can Phantom and he’s way cooler than you. With real ahole taunts, a big Katana and an all new rework that makes him so OP even 12 year olds can top score!”
Hunter: “But I have a nifty crossbow which can shoot arrows Hanzo style!”
Crowd: “GTFO you loser can’t even quickscope with that low speed arrow crap! Vassili rox you sux! And you don’t even have a scary looking hood!”
Hunter: “But I have cool hunter cap!”
Crowd: “GTFO from the distance you look like Phoenix but when we run up to you, you won’t give any healing pulse and just wasted our time!”
Hunter: “But I have a special looking limited edition pack (which probably is not really limited and will be available again some time in the future)!”
Crowd: “GTFO it looks exactly like the standard edition only that the artist ran out of color!”
Hunter: "But my silhouette is quite distinct, isn’t it?’
Crowd: “GTFO you are almost as fat as Rhino but all the Bikini memes are already taken!”
Update:
Hunter: “But c’mon, a crossbow! It’s so satisfying to pull and deliver a max damage headshot!”
Crowd: “GTFO Sparks’ REVIVR gives the same experience without the shot dropping off. And it can even revive friendly players every few seconds instead of delivering an EMP gimmick every blue moon!”
Hunter: “But I have this unique knife called Ulu!”
Crowd: “GFTO plain fists are more powerful than that toy! Let’s get Kiratana to enact the ‘That’s a knife’ scene from Crocodile Dundee.”
Hunter: “But I got this politically correct background story about native America!”
Crowd: “GTFO we want a real Indian not a washed out winner of a Santa Claus lookalike contest misnamed by a clueless Spaniard who couldn’t navigate his way out of a paperback! And we want a female Indian that looks like a lead actress in a Bollywood movie and turns out to be Nader’s mysterious lesbian girl friend, which ignites a spark in the DB fan faction scene and also makes future drawing contests way more inspiring!”
Hunter: “But I got all these great taunts about ancestral land and stuff!”
Crowd: “GTFO you are the only merc without a single fun taunt! Even Aimee delivering croissant jokes with her clumsy fake french accent and the emotional expression of a dead fish is a laugh riot compared to you!”
Hunter: “But, but… America!”
Crowd: “GTFO and (insert bad Donald Trump joke that derails the thread)”