[OFFICIAL] I am NOOB because thread

(1AGRESSOR) #1

I am noob because after 300hours of playing mostly my favorite map Chapel i noticed just yesterday that there is a train passing by here

http://i.imgur.com/4V1wghD.jpg

(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #2

I am a noob because after 200 hours of being a melee king and sticky bomb prince I never knew of the quick knife feature.

(XavienX) #3

[quote=“1AGRESSOR;19010”]I am noob because after 300hours of playing mostly my favorite map Chapel i noticed just yesterday that there is a train passing by here

http://i.imgur.com/4V1wghD.jpg
[/quote]

WATI WAIT AWEOIHTAOEWIHTAEW WAIT, HOLDON, THERE’S A TRAIN THERE???

Anyways,

I’m a noob because I still can’t deal wit them goddamn Rhinos.

(SteelMailbox) #4

I am noob because I am still saying “Bad team” and “Noob PDP” in chat… DON’T JUDGE ME

(Bestfinlandball) #5

I always gringe when people blame their team for losing. mostly when that guy is playing vaseline and got a K/D of 1/14.
I’ve seen that too many times.

(Ctrix) #6

You are all noobs because you didn’t realise that your weapons are in your loadout name.
The name of a loadout is
and are obviously for your perks. But the serial number shows what weapons you have.
First one or two letters, these designate your main weapon.
For example M for M4A1, or D for Dreiss AR. KE for… Hochfire SMG
Next come two letters. These are, in order, side arm and melee weapon. Each weapon has a number assigned. From 1 to 9.
The MP400 is the first sidearm. M9 = 4, DE.50 = 5, Simon .357 = 6, Caulden= 7, Selbstadt .40 = 8
The Stillnotto Stiletto is 2. The cricket bat is 3.

(SpectraBlitz) #7

I am a noob because I still play Redeye despite how he is compared to the meta.

(SteelMailbox) #8

@Ctrix Bro I already knew this…

(DB Genome editor) #9

@Ctrix I think we’ve had that covered for a while :wink:

Also, the as nothing to do with your perks or augments, it’s related to the type of weapon you have as primary as per the pic above: AR = Rifleman, SMG = Operative, etc…

(HunterAssassin5) #10

i’m a noob because i keep hitting the ~ button when i quickly try to switch to my primary after melee running a while and suddenly run face-first into an enemy.

also i once saw a guy kill himself when someone said “press K you get bonus xp” as a joke but he fell for it somehow. it was not me. it was someone else.

(blisteringOwlNest) #11

I’m a noob because for some goddamn reason, whenever I get perfect headshot angle, I will without fail pull my mouse down slightly as it automatically feels too high. I have lost many a garunteed 1v1 due to this frustrating habit.

(RyePanda) #12

I’m a noob because I still can’t long jump reliably after 357 hours.

(Izzy) #13

I am noob cause every time I need to cross a door under enemy fire, I hit a wall and die stupidly

(SiegeFace) #14

[quote=“1AGRESSOR;19010”]I am noob because after 300hours of playing mostly my favorite map Chapel i noticed just yesterday that there is a train passing by here

http://i.imgur.com/4V1wghD.jpg
[/quote]

Why is Chapel Day time for you?, that is why i am noob. /thread