@AlbinMatt He’ll get nerfed so you’re better off picking someone else.
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ThunderZsolt
(ThunderZsolt)
#23
He is very annoying to play against if he is good, that is why most players hate him.
I’d say he is a pretty good starter merc:
- High HP means you can survive battles you couldn’t with other mercs
- Big magazine in his LMG means you can still kill the enemies without reloading even if you miss a lot
So his kit is very new player friendly, and his EMP has a low CD and the worst thing cou can do with it is blinding yourself (except in ranked, of course)
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#24
Alright, I’ve decided on my merc. Now, does anyone know what merc would look good in a Gild skin? So that’s bright Lemon Yellow, Green and Oak, and Swiss Red and Grey.
TitaniumRapture
(TitaniumRapture)
#25
[quote=“AlbinMatt;d-36478”]I’m about to hit level 10 with around 100k Credits. My roster consists of an old Scottish guy with explosives and planeo, a 20 something year old medic post graduate trying to pay off her student loans, a Texan engineering teacher with an aimbot turret, and Spanish Jesus.
My aim is rather poor, and I like support roles. I also like pretty pixels.
Now, what I would like you to do, is be my accountant and tell me what to buy. I’ll pay you each a bottle of your personal choice, which will be delivered via FedEx, and will certainly not be broken into unintelligible bits.
Thanks![/quote]
I would take a healing floor. ( edit: i am idiot because she is for free 
i am sorry)
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#26
@TitaniumRapture Alright, I’m gonna see if I can get Aura to spare me that blessed station of hers.
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#30
@K1X455 I really wished they’d make a nice realistic camo skin. Woodlands always look too green, and Swiss Alpenflage has those red accents.
Honestly, if I were an art director, I’d make Woodlands much more realistic coloured, give Silver a more greenish and teal skin, and make the Swiss have its red more pronounced.
Nail
(Nail)
#31
I don’t think decent camo is ever going to happen, people already whine about some skins being hard to discern
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#32
@Nail Nah it’s easy!
If you see a brown or grey anything, just relax and rek that scrub
If you see some idiot running around and shooting their gun aimlessly, and they look greenish and caramelized, you’ve met a Bronze apprentice
If you see a KKK Member, congratulations, you’ve met a dedicated Silver player
If you see a miryad of reddish forest camo, hey you’ve found a rare Swiss! Now kill them and watch as chocolate and gold bleed out of their vanes.
If you see a fk all lemon yellow psycho sprinting, that’s a Crown Gold. Careful, they’re royalty, and rich folks have zero tolerance for plebs.
If you see lime green and wood, and it’s Kira or Arty, be wary, these Asians have unlocked their true potential as Bamboo Gold. If they are not Kira or Any, don’t worry, they shouldn’t be too tough.
If you spot a faint blue in the distance, yet don’t see a teammate nametag, that’s a Cobalt pro. This is the true test of your skills.
Sometimes you may see a Swiss with black and white stripes. If you do, exit the game and cut off your Internet, that was a Ranked god.
stayfreshshoe
(Chris Mullins)
#34
Pick up a Bronze Loadout card for one or two of the Mercs you play most, and get Nader (she is bae)
Lord_Coctus
(Your worst knifemare.)
#35
Party, Beautiful medic and Ball tosser are free for a while try them out and see who you like.
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#36
@Lord_Coctus Bulgarian Ciri is the toughest to use if you don’t have good aim. Toasty Meatballs feels so weird to shuffle between the balls and detonator, and pArty with the Dreiss just feels… weirdly OP. Maybe it’s because I play with sub level 10s. Just spam gun foods, spam artillery, and mash your mouse until you somehow headshot everyone including your teammates. The damn Dreiss is like a 20 tound spambotting Grandeur!
@stayfreshshoe Already got Bronzes for everyone I want, even treated Phoenix to an Urban makeover. Merkel’s niece and Gordon Ramsay is on my list. Thanks!