Nicknames for Each Mercernary!

(XavienX) #1

Clarification: Since I see dislikes, I’m guessing they are disliking me naming these mercs because they are good mercs? This thread is just nicknames for mercs, not because I hate them, just nickinames. I still like these 4 mercs I nickinamed so yea…

What are some nicknames the community or you came up to call each merc?

Here are mine!

Nader: MasturNade, Noobtube Mastur
Phoenix: Hoenix
Fletcher: Fletcher
Bushwhacker: Kushwanker

I’ll let @steelMailbox say Stoker’s nickname since none of us knows what he calls him :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

(Someordinaryguy) #2

Bushwhacker: Kushwanker
Fletcher: Fletcha
Fragger: Fagger
Kira: Noodle from Gorillaz
Phantom: Discount Deadpool
Phoenix: Juanix/Jesus
Proxy: U wot m8?! simulator
RedEye: Bill+Solid Snake
Sparks: Albino Fem-Skrillex
Stoker: Alfred Pennyworth
Vassili: VASELINE

(HunterAssassin5) #3

Stoker: Stroker

(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #4

Fletcher: God

http://i.imgur.com/Cvyf8dm.jpg[img]

(Frogteam) #5

Arty: Party Arty

(SteelMailbox) #6

Nader: Allauh snackbar
Arty: Party
Fletcher: Sniff
Fragger: Swagger
Kira: Kawii
Bushwhacker: Kushwanker (You stole that Xavien!)
Rhino: Devil incarnate
Phantom: Invisibitch
Sparks: Sporks ( @faraleth )
Red eye: Snake
Phoenix: Peenix (Pee + nix)
Proxy: Jumpy bitch
Aura: Dora the explorer
Sawbonez: I… I have nothing
Vassili: Vaseline
Skyhammer: Scottish sterotype

And last but not least:
Stoker: Stoner, Boner, Stroker, Smoker.

If you thought I had the most creative names for mercs before then this surprised you amiright

(SiegeFace) #7

Fragger - Heisenberg, due to him always cooking…and kind of looks like him too.
Rhino - The Teletubbie, big, fat, annoying as fuck.
Sparks - The Female Benny Hill, always running away…cowards.

(Potato_Ladder) #8

Arty: Arty
Fletcher: Fletch
Fragger: Frag
Kira: Kira
Bushwhacker: Bush
Rhino: Gat, Gatling
Phantom: Tom (Tom and Jerry)
Sparks: Sparky
Red Eye: Red
Pheonix: Feenix
Proxy: Prox, zapper
Aura: Aura
Sawbonez: Bonez
Vasili: Vas
Skyhammer: Sky

(LifeupOmega) #9

Fletcher is clearly the same but with the e and l reversed. I’m sorry.

And then there’s RhinodentSleeper.

(Shinywindow) #10

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTrUTbuVAAA-gli.jpg:large

(blisteringOwlNest) #11

Skyhammer: the Scottish God of Thunder.

(Eox) #12

Soboz : Nedar I reviv u !
Nedar : Merterderm lel !
Soboz : fak u Nedar !

(Mister__Wiggles) #13

@steelMailbox
But skyhammer is Scottish XD

(SteelMailbox) #14

[quote=“Mister__Wiggles;109107”]@steelMailbox
But skyhammer is Scottish XD[/quote]

Fixed

(XavienX) #15

How did I forget that.

(_Sniff_) #16

This happens more than it should.

(HunterAssassin5) #17

Fletcher: NotSniffNotAnymore

(CCP115) #18

Nader: Bullshit no skilled spam class
Sparks: Bullshit sniper and medic
Proxy: Annoying little shit
Phantom: The fuck did he come from
Skyhammer: Give me ammo for crying out loud
Arty: Why are you even playing him?

The other mercs aren’t annoying enough for me to nickname them.

/joke

(Amerika) #19

This is basically nickname inception. How deep can it go?

(gg2ez) #20

Eventually we’ll start nicknaming the nickname’s nicknames.