Nader x Sparks


(TheStrangerous) #21

@Wintergreen said:
Art is boring, but even I’ll admit Nader and Javelin has SO much more potential. Why choose that toothpick albino girl?

If the next merc’s Korean, then oh man… we’ll be gettin’ the next “Javelin’s Nader’s GF theories”. Only his time it’s Next Merc the bunny and Kira the cat version.


#22

I’m not following the reference… and I probably would be best not knowing. I stay far away from the artsy-fartsy types. Yeah though, I suppose every new female merc could be considered their new ‘toy’. Nader is very persuasive. She gets what she wants.


(Your worst knifemare.) #23

@Wintergreen said:
Art is boring, but even I’ll admit Nader and Javelin has SO much more potential. Why choose that toothpick albino girl?

As much as I agree Jav was a better choice for Nader, in her defense who wouldn’t choose Med-bae.


(TheStrangerous) #24

By the way, the reference is “There She Is”, if anyone’s interested.


(TheStrangerous) #25

Speak of the devil!


(Press E) #26

@Lord_Coctus said:

@Wintergreen said:
Art is boring, but even I’ll admit Nader and Javelin has SO much more potential. Why choose that toothpick albino girl?

As much as I agree Jav was a better choice for Nader, in her defense who wouldn’t choose Med-bae.

Sparks seems kinda manipulative though. I mean, there are theories that she’s the one who stole aura’s inventions. And not to mention all of the stolen identities. I doubt nader would date her if she knew all this, so could it be nader is her next victim??


(AlbinMatt) #27

@STARRYSOCK said:

@Lord_Coctus said:

@Wintergreen said:
Art is boring, but even I’ll admit Nader and Javelin has SO much more potential. Why choose that toothpick albino girl?

As much as I agree Jav was a better choice for Nader, in her defense who wouldn’t choose Med-bae.

Sparks seems kinda manipulative though. I mean, there are theories that she’s the one who stole aura’s inventions. And not to mention all of the stolen identities. I doubt nader would date her if she knew all this, so could it be nader is her next victim??

Let’s be utterly frank here. When did anyone think an unstable, psosibly sociopathic, haevy ordinant so called lawyer to be someone you’d want to try and trick? Aura was a med graduate getting choked by student loans. Sparks had no risk in juking Aura, but Nader? If she touches her, either Nader herself would wipe her out, or the Grand Empress Merkel would mobilize an entire army to English soil to deal with Sparks.


(Press E) #28

@AlbinMatt said:

@STARRYSOCK said:

@Lord_Coctus said:

@Wintergreen said:
Art is boring, but even I’ll admit Nader and Javelin has SO much more potential. Why choose that toothpick albino girl?

As much as I agree Jav was a better choice for Nader, in her defense who wouldn’t choose Med-bae.

Sparks seems kinda manipulative though. I mean, there are theories that she’s the one who stole aura’s inventions. And not to mention all of the stolen identities. I doubt nader would date her if she knew all this, so could it be nader is her next victim??

Let’s be utterly frank here. When did anyone think an unstable, psosibly sociopathic, haevy ordinant so called lawyer to be someone you’d want to try and trick? Aura was a med graduate getting choked by student loans. Sparks had no risk in juking Aura, but Nader? If she touches her, either Nader herself would wipe her out, or the Grand Empress Merkel would mobilize an entire army to English soil to deal with Sparks.

Well, idk, sparks seems pretty cocky sometimes.
And subtle characters aren’t exactly SD’s strong suit either.
Stealing a prototype invisibility suit from a military base that you worked for, hacking into a space laser, etc. Stealing from a lawyer wouldn’t be a huge stretch.


(TheStrangerous) #29

Kira sure will be playing with Guardian’s balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


(Your worst knifemare.) #30

@TheStrangerous said:
Kira sure will be playing with Guardian’s balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Plot twist, not only is she with Kira, but shes also Arty’s secret daughter.


(AlbinMatt) #31

@Lord_Coctus said:

@TheStrangerous said:
Kira sure will be playing with Guardian’s balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Plot twist, not only is she with Kira, but shes also Arty’s secret daughter.

Get it? Because all Asians are alike?


(Teflon Love) #32

@Lord_Coctus said:

@TheStrangerous said:
Kira sure will be playing with Guardian’s balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Plot twist, not only is she with Kira, but shes also Arty’s secret daughter.

I’m sure @TheStrangerous suggested that Guardian is a she-male and not that Kira is into kinky toys. C’mon, the bulky suit around Guardian’s hips is a dead give away. Which fits well with the whole LGBT aware lore in DB that Nader started.


(Xerny) #33

(AlbinMatt) #34

@teflonlove said:

@Lord_Coctus said:

@TheStrangerous said:
Kira sure will be playing with Guardian’s balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Plot twist, not only is she with Kira, but shes also Arty’s secret daughter.

I’m sure @TheStrangerous suggested that Guardian is a she-male and not that Kira is into kinky toys. C’mon, the bulky suit around Guardian’s hips is a dead give away. Which fits well with the whole LGBT aware lore in DB that Nader started.

Speaking of which, her “Sky Shield online, do your worst!” line in her intro seems to sound oddly German.

Also, I would advocate banning any art too scarring off the forums.


(Xenithos) #35

@teflonlove said:

@Lord_Coctus said:

@TheStrangerous said:
Kira sure will be playing with Guardian’s balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Plot twist, not only is she with Kira, but shes also Arty’s secret daughter.

I’m sure @TheStrangerous suggested that Guardian is a she-male and not that Kira is into kinky toys. C’mon, the bulky suit around Guardian’s hips is a dead give away. Which fits well with the whole LGBT aware lore in DB that Nader started.

Just because she could be or might be, doesn’t mean we should jump the gun and make her so. If they decide she is, great… Personally, I’d prefer her not to be. But then again, Koreans are KNOWN for their almost always present plastic surgery. I have not been fond of SD’s attempts to be LGBT aware, and felt like it was more something they chose later to do to try and apply to a wider audience. But then again, I’ve seen pinflux’s strange work attire, and at this point anything is possible.


(AlbinMatt) #36

I just wish SD would drop the political correctness agenda and go full parody with DB. You’re not racist if you hate everyone, and you’re not misogynistic if everyone seems equally useless to you.

I should not be allowed to have kids.


(Chilled Sanity) #37

STAY AWAY FROM MY SPARKS WITH YOUR AUTIST BLONDE NADE SPAMMING IMBECILE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


#38

@AlbinMatt said:
I just wish SD would drop the political correctness agenda and go full parody with DB. You’re not racist if you hate everyone, and you’re not misogynistic if everyone seems equally useless to you.

I should not be allowed to have kids.

This reminds me of a comment I made on a certain someone’s YT channel who recently left DB. Part of their reasoning was essentially Dirty Bomb isn’t diverse enough and they went off on a whole tirade about how too many of our characters is a white guy with dark hair and facial hair. Ooh, boy, did that set me off. Spoiler, pretty heated political rant:

! Welcome to 2017, right? It’s fuckin’ pathetic that these mentalities have become widespread in gaming. Anyone ever played an MMO or MOBA game? You know, ones primarily developed in Asian countries and marketed towards a lot of Asians who enjoy them? Yeah, those games - the ones where just about every character model is a ninja, assassin, samurai, sensei, and wizards with the few select white or black characters being some sort of Nordic or tribal melee-based warrior. I don’t give an ounce of a damn about that. Hell, it’s not even noticeable to me and it certainly wouldn’t bother me one bit if it ever crossed my mind while playin’.

! Furthermore, DB is a European developed game and the entire genre of shooters is more appealing to predominantly white westerners. It’s supply and goddamn demand. These games and genres don’t sell well elsewhere comparatively. Someone else in this comment section raised a great point as well and I want to quote it for truth. Let me go get it:

! “I feel like the diversity thing SD are toting around with in DB relates to the mercenaries’ countries of origin. It probably has to do with them being a primarily European developer, as Europe in general seems to put a much bigger emphasis on nationality over ethnicity when it comes to these debates.” Well-said.

! If this genuinely bothers people, I hope SD releases even more white mercs with dark hair just to piss all over their delusional worldviews."

I’ll take that down if it’s a bit too much for this forum, though. I’m trying to avoid politics like the plague on here and frankly I hope it’s not even allowed. I’ve seen it destroy so many forums and games. The entire world has become a disaster.


(GatoCommodore) #39

@Wintergreen said:

@AlbinMatt said:
I just wish SD would drop the political correctness agenda and go full parody with DB. You’re not racist if you hate everyone, and you’re not misogynistic if everyone seems equally useless to you.

I should not be allowed to have kids.

This reminds me of a comment I made on a certain someone’s YT channel who recently left DB. Part of their reasoning was essentially Dirty Bomb isn’t diverse enough and they went off on a whole tirade about how too many of our characters is a white guy with dark hair and facial hair. Ooh, boy, did that set me off. Spoiler, pretty heated political rant:

! Welcome to 2017, right? It’s @$!#’ pathetic that these mentalities have become widespread in gaming. Anyone ever played an MMO or MOBA game? You know, ones primarily developed in Asian countries and marketed towards a lot of Asians who enjoy them? Yeah, those games - the ones where just about every character model is a ninja, assassin, samurai, sensei, and wizards with the few select white or black characters being some sort of Nordic or tribal melee-based warrior. I don’t give an ounce of a damn about that. Hell, it’s not even noticeable to me and it certainly wouldn’t bother me one bit if it ever crossed my mind while playin’.

! Furthermore, DB is a European developed game and the entire genre of shooters is more appealing to predominantly white westerners. It’s supply and goddamn demand. These games and genres don’t sell well elsewhere comparatively. Someone else in this comment section raised a great point as well and I want to quote it for truth. Let me go get it:

! “I feel like the diversity thing SD are toting around with in DB relates to the mercenaries’ countries of origin. It probably has to do with them being a primarily European developer, as Europe in general seems to put a much bigger emphasis on nationality over ethnicity when it comes to these debates.” Well-said.

! If this genuinely bothers people, I hope SD releases even more white mercs with dark hair just to piss all over their delusional worldviews."

I’ll take that down if it’s a bit too much for this forum, though. I’m trying to avoid politics like the plague on here and frankly I hope it’s not even allowed. I’ve seen it destroy so many forums and games. The entire world has become a disaster.

honestly i wouldnt care if SD want to make more white mercs or colored people mercs
it just need to be well designed, cool, and useful

i mean were playing a game here, if he put himself too serious on identity politic its not other people’s fault.


#40

@GatoCommodore said:
honestly i wouldnt care if SD want to make more white mercs or colored people mercs
it just need to be well designed, cool, and useful

i mean were playing a game here, if he put himself too serious on identity politic its not other people’s fault.

Exactly. It blows my mind that someone could honestly be like, ‘Yo, SD, you’re really missing the mark here by having too many white dudes in a London based and Euro developed game. How disrespectful! For that reason I’m out’. Meanwhile on the other end of the spectrum, we’ve got WW1/WW2 games and movies adding a disproportionately high number of non-white protagonists with important roles. I’m so confused. :expressionless: Lol, this world is dead. Okay no more politics.