My crusade for the perfect T-Bag

(Derpfestor) #1

I have journeyed far and wide! Passing through the streets of radiated London with my trusty Timik-47, my DE-50, a combat knife, and an airstrike beacon. Guns blazing, with thousands of bullets fired and hundreds of deaths and resurrections, I fought long and hard, risking my pitiful life for that one perfect T-Bag. It is a long and treacherous journey, filled with ammo bags, first aids, miniguns, a sexy Proxy and even sexier Sparks with that Russian accent that keeps me aroused all throughout each battle.

The one T-Bag in my visions, one that gives satisfaction like never before. Humiliating my foe, letting them know that I stand on top.

This long and dangerous journey for that one little thing is what drives me forward… aside from my sexy Timik-47 but we’re not here for that.

ANYWAYS! This crusade of mine, it will probably kill me, but will it scare me away? Hmph… NEVER! For my lava is eternal!

HAIL THE GLORIOUS T-BAG!

(Mr-Penguin) #2

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What did I just read?

(avidCow) #3

Just cut a discreet hole (roughly the size of your nads) near the gooch spot on your trousers and undies, then drop it like it’s hot on the next sucker who messes with you.

(Derpfestor) #4

[quote=“derpypenguinz19;30344”]…

What did I just read?[/quote]
Greatness, my friend… pure greatness…

(Viquel) #5

Teabag a downed Nader for maximum satisfaction.

(Derpfestor) #6

No… did that… did not make me feel complete. I need something more… gratifying.

(Viquel) #7

Play Rhino and teabag her - she’s gonna love it!

(Kalbuth) #8

[quote=“lavaEternity;12409”]I have journeyed far and wide! Passing through the streets of radiated London with my trusty Timik-47, my DE-50, a combat knife, and an airstrike beacon. Guns blazing, with thousands of bullets fired and hundreds of deaths and resurrections, I fought long and hard, risking my pitiful life for that one perfect T-Bag. It is a long and treacherous journey, filled with ammo bags, first aids, miniguns, a sexy Proxy and even sexier Sparks with that Russian accent that keeps me aroused all throughout each battle.

The one T-Bag in my visions, one that gives satisfaction like never before. Humiliating my foe, letting them know that I stand on top.

This long and dangerous journey for that one little thing is what drives me forward… aside from my sexy Timik-47 but we’re not here for that.

ANYWAYS! This crusade of mine, it will probably kill me, but will it scare me away? Hmph… NEVER! For my lava is eternal!

HAIL THE GLORIOUS T-BAG![/quote]

Ashog? Is that you?

(D.C.V.) #9

B-b-b-but you’re not supposed to b-b-be a dick :cry:

(Derpfestor) #10

Whoever put dislikes on the post… it wasn’t supposed to be taken seriously, it’s just a joke.

(fraggyb) #11

They must have been t-bagged a lot. You should check out the Nexon/Dev streams during the week, t-bagging seems to be the done thing there and you can’t call yourself a Dirty Bomb player until you’ve 'bagged a dev. Or been by 'bagged by one…

(Derpfestor) #12

They must have been t-bagged a lot. You should check out the Nexon/Dev streams during the week, t-bagging seems to be the done thing there and you can’t call yourself a Dirty Bomb player until you’ve 'bagged a dev. Or been by 'bagged by one…

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That’s it! I must t-bag a Dev! Oh GLORY!

(Derpfestor) #13

T-Bagging hackers… that too is part of my Crusade, and it is also a noble task.

(heavyRaven) #14

This should be the thread we post when people are curious of the DB age range.

(watsyurdeal) #15

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(Derpfestor) #16

You do realize this entire post is not supposed to be taken seriously right?

I do not know how to respond to this.

(Old Man) #17

[quote=“lavaEternity;30894”]

I do not know how to respond to this.[/quote]

Funny, that’s exactly how I feel about your original post.