so DB got steam achievements quite some time ago, but it’s just…really…not. you’ll get them all eventually, you dont really have to go out of your way to get an achievement you can show off and brag to people about getting, so lets try to dream up as many stupid, convoluted achievements that might be a good addition to the list, just because.
Overkill:
Stick an enemy with 3 stickybombs before blowing them up.
I Am Become Cancer:
Kill 30 enemies by shooting your unarmed proxy mines.
Hungry Young Guns:
In a single match, resupply ammo for every weapon in the match, including enemy weapons, as Stoker.
The Victorious Ninja:
Kill a Kira with a katana as Phantom using a katana yourself.
The Victorious Samurai:
Kill a Phantom with a katana as Kira using a katana yourself.
Here Comes The Thunder:
As Skyhammer, airstrike an enemy that’s under the concussion effect of Thunder’s concussion grenade.
I Can See Your Shadow:
Shoot a fully cloaked Phantom that isn’t detected by recons.
Brick-headed:
As Fragger, cook a grenade all the way down without throwing it, kill an enemy with the explosion, and not die from the explosion yourself.
Blinding Pain:
Kill an enemy with the SNITCH detection damage.
Surprise, Muthaf***er:
Kill an enemy from his/her back with any weapon without taking any damage from said enemy.
Bunny Hunter:
Kill a bunnyhopping enemy.
Insult to Injury:
Down an enemy Proxy and finish her off with her own proxy mine.
Arty Party:
In a single game, kill every enemy at least once with an artillery strike.
Blitzkrieg:
Push the EV at max speed across it’s entire journey.
Dazzler:
As Fragger, kill an enemy under the effect of Thunder’s concussion grenade.
Phoenix Slayer:
Down a Phoenix and kill him again once he revives himself.
Sleepless Worker:
Skip out on a spawn wave to let a medic revive you.
Eager Beaver:
As Nader, finish yourself off with your own Martyrdom after a medic revives you.
Pacifist:
Get 5,000 points without a single kill.
They Never Learn:
Revive the same teammate 3 times within 10 seconds.

