Modify shows lines/openings parody to fit dirty bomb

(Mc1412013) #1

So i posted this in another forum and i thought it was funny
So what other shows/lines can you guys parody into dirty bomb’ or parody lines into another show.

Rules must post show name and original line so we can understand the punch lines and where the parodied lines came from.

Original was a-team opening naration

in 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a
crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security
stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they
survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you
can fund them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

My parody

in 2017 a crack commando unit was sent to @stayfreshshoe by a group of irate exucution players for a crime sd commited. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security
Dungeon to the england underground. Today, still wanted by the execution players, they
survive as programers of fortune. If you have a problem with execution missing , if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the execution devs.

(GatoCommodore) #2

Make the Jackals Video @stayfreshshoe

the latest Hunter video is pretty cool

(TheStrangerous) #3

Samurai Jack Opening:

Last week in DIrty Bomb, I, Shoe, the Splash Damage Mascot, released the new merc Hunter.
But a jackass stealth merc, getting his cloak buffed crept in to ruin the balance.

Random scene montage of Phantom stabbing mercs outa nowhere and making weird noises with snarky remarks

Before the player population was dropped, I nerfed his abilities in time, and made him completely useless!

Now the jackass seeks to git gud, and undo the nerf that is garbage tier.

Phantom recklessly falls on his face from above
Random Montage of Phantom’s struggle shown

Gotta git gud, gotta git gud, The Phantom Blade
The phantom BLADE…
BLADE, BLADE, BLADE, BLADE

Gotta git gud, gotta git gud, The Phantom Blade
BLADE, BLADE, BLADE, BLADE

Gotta git gud, gotta git gud, The Phantom Blade
The phantom BLADE…

Gotta git gud
BLADE, BLADE, BLADE, BLADE

(TheManBehindTheMask) #4

Community TV series prody:
Give me some credits
Tie me to a merc
Give me the hope so I don t
To run out of ammo and hp
Somebody said KAWAII
It could be here that Phantom declocked behind me
We could be stabed, killed, blown up in a year

I can’t count the reasons I should stay
Beacause this is a great game

(original: Give me some rope
Tie me to dream
Give me the hope
To run out of steam
Somebody said
It could be here
We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year

I can’t count the reasons I should stay
One by one they all just fade away)