Mercenaries' Nicknames?


(TheStrangerous) #1

The old thread is dead, so now I revive it with Revifle.

Share us your own nicknames you labeled any of the mercs.

RedEye as Bill (from Left 4 Dead), doesn’t help the fact I got a green dickens card, and easily got in the character to me.

Kira with a katana loadout: Samurai Kira or Lucy Liu. Quentin Tartantino vibe all over the place.

Phantom with a bat: Ninja Baseball Bat Man, CRAZY AWESOME idea of an arcade game.


(Your worst knifemare.) #2

Sausagehammer -Skyhammer
Birdman -Pheonix
The fat man -Rhino
censored -Proxy
Turret toucher -Bushwhacker
Meme lord/Secret asian -Kira


(Press E) #3

Mine are more basic, but:
Skybro - Skyhammar
Pheenicks - Phoenix
Vassiline - Vassili
Farty - Arty
Kiratana - Kira with the katana
Sporks - Sparks
Bread Eye/Kush Daddy/Grandpa - Red Eye
Bushwanker - Bushwhacker
Stroker - Stoker


(K1X455) #4

Phoenis rings a ding…

Porksy for keyboard warrior…

Phanty because he brings sexy front…


(everlovestruck) #5

Spanks for Sparks
7 GRAND DAD (or Grandpa) for Redeye
Foxy (or Boxxy) for Proxy

[spoiler]Ainsley for Fletcher :naughty: [/spoiler]


(ImSploosh) #6

Rhino is Jack Black


(noobtia) #7

The Fattie
Skybro
Bushwanker
Vaseline
Artyparty
Sawwy (no homo)


(Someordinaryguy) #8

Arty: P-Arty Man

Aura: Medic Proxy

Bushwhacker:Bushwanker/Kushwhacker/Turretwanker

Fletcher: God/Fletcha/Ainsley/Walking meme

Fragger:Frogger/Fagger/Daddy (( don’t judge me >_< ))

Kira: Kawaiira/Kiratana/Doge girl/Noodle ((from Gorillaz))

Nader:N00bder/Heidi

Phantom:Discount Deadpool/Pr0 G3nji/Samurai Deadpool/Thomas ((the Tank Engine))/Katanatom

Phoenix: Fruit Man/Peenix/Jerknix/Spanish Jesus/Lazarus

Proxy: whole dictionary of cusswords/Cancer/Pizza delivery/Nuclear Pancake chick / U wot m8 simulator

RedEye: Vaping Grandpa/Vape eye/Bill/Solid Snake/MLGEye

Rhino: Hoovy

Sawbonez: Sawboner/Arty’s husband

Skyhammer: Party hammer/ Ammo hammer / Haggis / TREmENdoushammer

Sparks: Sparps/Sporks/Sporp/Albino Skrillex/Best waifu/Ice bitch

Stoker: Alfred Pennyworth/ Posh guy

Thunder: Thunda / Russian Daddy / Cheeki breeki

Turtle: Cryptid

Vassili: Vaseline/COD kid/30 000 credits decoy


(CyberVonCyberus) #9

skyhammer: Haggisboi

arty: §arty

kira: kawaii/kiratana

fletcher: fletcha

bushwacker: bushwanker

proxy: saltbringer/nuclear pancakes lady (shame on everyone who calls them pizzas, she is british and the mines should be called something more british than pizzas)

Vasili: Vaseline/GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE S#@%

aimee:tickling lady (because of the snitch)

red eye: fog monster/vapelord

phantom: jackass samurai

genji: drama ninja

sawbonez: sawboner

aura: big mama (the way she talks is the way i think someone who is named big mama would talk)

sparks: sporks

THUNDA: white screen of death/LIVING CAPS LOCK !!!11!111!!!1

fragger: frogger

turtle: he is f#%@ing tortoise not a turtle

turtles are aquatic creatures and can’t fully hide in their shells, whereas tortoises are land creatures and can fully retract into their shell for protection like our turkish fellow here


(frostyvampire) #10

Sky ham (Skyhammer)
Party (Arty)
Pyro or Stalker (Stoker)
Sparkles (Sparks)
Foonix (Phoenix)
Rhinorino (Rhino)
Thunda/Thunderovich (not because of you THUNDA) (Thunder)
Phantik (in Russian “fantik” it means “candy wrapper”) (Phantom)
Vaseline (Vassili)
Cancer (Redeye)
Frog(ger) (Fragger)
Fletcha (Fletcher)
Bushwanker (Bushwhacker)
ThatGuyThatWillNeverBeReleased (Turtle)


(ThunderZsolt) #11

I don’t have much, but we have a few:

Fragger = Scumbag or Douchebag
Fletcher = Cancer
Proxy = Shitcancer (because she is annoying, but shit)
Aura = Shotgun nigger - this one was funny, I dominated a lvl40 stoker, and he called me that while raging in the chat
Bushfucker is obvious (I don’t even know what wacker means)
Vaseline of course
Nader = Ander - I think this typo was in one of Shinywindow’s videos
Also Underground = Anderground because that map really suits her
Rhino = Ringyo (it means whore in Hungarian)

If one if us gets killed with a shotgun or a pizza (proxy mine) we say “Pure skill” or “outplayed”

Actually this is not even a few…


(CyberVonCyberus) #12

@ThunderZsolt it’s a pancake get it right


(ThunderZsolt) #13

nah, have you ever tried to throw a pancake like that? you can surely do it with a pizza :wink:


(CyberVonCyberus) #14

well of course if you use french pancakes they won’t go anywhere, they are like a sheet of paper…made of dough


(Xyfurion) #15

Aimee: Baguette
Arty: Chinese dude
Aura: Health station medic
Bushwacker: Bushwanker, Bushy, Bush, God damn turrets!
Fletcher: Ainsley
Fragger: Pineapple
Kira: Kawaii
Nader: Suicide
Phantom: Ghostbuster, Invisible fucker
Phoenix: Peenix
Proxy: Mine monkey, Nuclear pancakes, cunt, W+M1
Red-Eye: Grandpa, Smoke
Rhino: Fatfuck, Fatass, Minigun, Heavy
Sawbonez: Sawdaddy
Skyhammer: Skybro
Sparks: Bae, Spork
Stoker: Madman, Pyro, My love, Stroker
Thunder: Concuss, Dazzler, Cunt, Fucktard
Vassili: Vaseline, Sniper, Snipper, Wallhax


(XavienX) #16

The all mighty KUSHWANKER.


(Your worst knifemare.) #17

Forgot a few,

Stalker -Aimee
5yearold -Vasilli
Beautiful medic/Sporks/Spraks/Sharks/Necromancer -Sparks
Banger -Thunder
Chef spicy meatballs -Fletcher


(Guziol) #18

Skyhammer: Skymemer, “The best”, party starter
Fragger: Dad ( he is such a midlife crisis man )
Aimee: Shamee
Vasili: shitili, vaseline, cancer
Phantom: nothin personel, garbage
Rhino: Space marine, battle bruthar ( steel rain and all that )
Sawbones: Bones, mr, bones
Stoker: Moonman
Arty: Smarty, patrician
Kira: Weeb ( even though its technically wrong )
Bushwhacker: Kushwanker
Thunder: Tovarish, comrade
Proxy: Boxxy, cunt, oim8moinplonted


(AlbinMatt) #19

Phoenix: Spanish Jesus
Bushwhacker: Aimbot Sam,
Skyhammer: Skyhaggis
Stoker: Jamie Oliver
Nader: Fuhrêr’s fraulein

(Hopefully this isn’t considered necro bumping. Didn’t check the thread date. Sorry).