Let’s have a BEARD CONTEST!
I say Hunter wins, even though Turrtle was dominating alongside Redeye. Hunter will stomp them both.
Merc with best facial hair?
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#4
Some of the Mercs have their faces wrapped up like Phoenix and Stoker, so this isn’t really a fair judgement.
However, I’m betting Jackal has the best one.
@TitaniumRapture said:
sparks
Scratch that, he, she, it wins.
TheStrangerous
(TheStrangerous)
#5
While we’re on the subject of beards…
Give beards their own separate merc deck slot, for every merc! Distribute BEARD SKINS!
@AlbinMatt said:
Some of the Mercs have their faces wrapped up like Phoenix and Stoker, so this isn’t really a fair judgement.However, I’m betting Jackal has the best one.
I’m convinced Jackal commander is a jackal lyncantrope 
Lord_Coctus
(Your worst knifemare.)
#7
@AlbinMatt said:
@TitaniumRapture said:
sparksScratch that, he, she, it wins.
Jeff’s stache is magnificant.
kopyright
(kopyright)
#8
@TheStrangerous said:
Give beards their own separate merc deck slot, for every merc! Distribute BEARD SKINS!
In three different colour sets, too.
MuddyGrenade
(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade)
#9
I bet Thunder has majestic flowing facepubes under that helmet.
Artyrim
(Artyrim)
#10
Poor Phoenix/Stocker/Thunder/Phantom/Rhino
This is called discrimination. A pool without them
Voted for Fragger because mine is same ,I start as Skybro then after 2 months I end like Fragger .
Btw you really have a lot of free time xD
TheStrangerous
(TheStrangerous)
#11
@Artyrim said:
Poor Phoenix/Stocker/Thunder/Phantom/Rhino
This is called discrimination. A pool without them
Time to loose your DB mystery virginity:
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If you wish to wait 'til SD reveals their faces in the comic or something… then tough luck!
Artyrim
(Artyrim)
#12
@TheStrangerous said:
@Artyrim said:
Poor Phoenix/Stocker/Thunder/Phantom/Rhino
This is called discrimination. A pool without themTime to loose your DB mystery virginity:
!
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!If you wish to wait 'til SD reveals their faces in the comic or something… then tough luck!
HOW DARE YOU SPOIL IT TO ME??!?!Now you ruined the “mystery” of the game. THX!
Btw I think and I always though that Stocker is a girl who got burnt herself(even hair) and now she is hiding behind the mask
TitaniumRapture
(TitaniumRapture)
#13
I have no idea because i have not noticed that anybody does have any facial hair after 250 hours (DB ingame time).
TheStrangerous
(TheStrangerous)
#14
@MuddyGrenade said:
I bet Thunder has majestic flowing facepubes under that helmet.
Oh, and Thunder’s ruined too!
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FalC_16
(FalC_16)
#16
@TheStrangerous said:
While we’re on the subject of beards…Give beards their own separate merc deck slot, for every merc! Distribute BEARD SKINS!
@AlbinMatt said:
Some of the Mercs have their faces wrapped up like Phoenix and Stoker, so this isn’t really a fair judgement.However, I’m betting Jackal has the best one.
I’m convinced Jackal commander is a jackal lyncantrope
Would love to see jackal commander…in real life. His call outs are epic. “CDA wins…jackal…doesn’t” xD
AlbinMatt
(AlbinMatt)
#17
@Artyrim said:
Stocker
Introducing Stocker. A packed fire support female merc with a good supply of cash and assets. Hailing from the cramped offices and market floors of the international economic battleground, Stocker comes well equipped to react quickly and decisively when it comes to buying stocks and stakes, or banging headshots and making headaches.
Her primary ability is a multi wavelength megaphone that disrupts enemy electronics, airstrikes, and prevents mercs within its radius from using their abilities. Gargling out completely nonsensical and awful deals and adverrisements, it lasts for twelve seconds, and has a conical radius of about eight metres.
Oh, and she also gives out free razors and hair tonics on every ammo pack to take care of Vas’ babyface or Skyhaggis’ tough stubble.
Ptiloui
(Ptiloui)
#18
@TheStrangerous said:
@Artyrim said:
Poor Phoenix/Stocker/Thunder/Phantom/Rhino
This is called discrimination. A pool without themTime to loose your DB mystery virginity:
!
!
!If you wish to wait 'til SD reveals their faces in the comic or something… then tough luck!
For those who played STALKER, doesn’t Phantom look like Strelok ?
Artyrim
(Artyrim)
#19
@AlbinMatt said:
@Artyrim said:
StockerIntroducing Stocker. A packed fire support female merc with a good supply of cash and assets. Hailing from the cramped offices and market floors of the international economic battleground, Stocker comes well equipped to react quickly and decisively when it comes to buying stocks and stakes, or banging headshots and making headaches.
Her primary ability is a multi wavelength megaphone that disrupts enemy electronics, airstrikes, and prevents mercs within its radius from using their abilities. Gargling out completely nonsensical and awful deals and adverrisements, it lasts for twelve seconds, and has a conical radius of about eight metres.
Oh, and she also gives out free razors and hair tonics on every ammo pack to take care of Vas’ babyface or Skyhaggis’ tough stubble.
I though it was real until the skybro part. Dude, Whatever you smoke give some because mine has no effect like yours xD