Merc PARA


(BushWanker) #1

STATS
Health-140
Speed-370
Class-Assault
Nationality- Irish
Gender-Male
Build-large(ish)
Saying-Ye won’t see my comming, I’ll be behind you.

Abilities
#1:Paratrooper plane, he can call in a drop point to anyplace on the map in the general objective area.
Duration N/A
Cooldown every spawn wave.
Usability, Space to deploy parashoot
Fall time 7seconds
Shoot opening time 2

Weaponry Assault rifles, Revolvers and basic melee weapons


(Your worst knifemare.) #2
  1. Spawn onto objective, do objective, shoot people, die, repeat, protfit?
  2. Spawn onto objective, die by mine, repeat.
  3. Spawn anywhere, get shot down in midair.
  4. Completely useless underground
  5. Die by airstrike/artystrike/laser while flying.
  6. Enemies know where you are when you land.
    7- Infinate. Land on top of random objects where you shouldn’t go.

I do not support


(BushWanker) #3

@paramountGasoline how does it work in real life?
It is a high risk high reward system.


(raspberryPike) #4

Too slow, plus this is just a floating fragger without the grenade

Keep thinking though


(BushWanker) #5

@raspberryPike lol


(Your worst knifemare.) #6

Real life vs DirtyBomb

Dirty Bomb is home to death lasers, a revive taser, defibs that can heal gun wounds, Pheonix, EV. Airstrike and Artystrike markers that blow up like grenades and can be shot from a gun, instant heal health packs, unlimited abilities(I don’t want to know where they get those from), a Snitch, instant ammo packs, a cloaking device, health stations, instant turrets/mines, etc.

None of these are realistic yet.

Even though an item works in real life does not mean it should be in dirtybomb.
Example: Tanks and parachutes.


(BushWanker) #7

@paramountGasoline the EV is a tank


(raspberryPike) #8

@paramountGasoline Real life vs Dirtybomb

6G in 2020s

4G in 2017


(BushWanker) #9

@raspberryPike what???


(raspberryPike) #10

@Bushwanker During the Rogue En Vogue event Aimee’s phone was in the home screen, and if you look closely it says 6G


(BushWanker) #11

@raspberryPike lol, did’nt notice, now i have to look.


(Naonna) #12

It sounds like a reckless version of pheonix with a death wish. Consider that spawn timers can be quite long if you’re killed early, and you’ve basically left your entire team down a player for no strong reason.

Edit: I’m going to keep going. This bugs me.
I can’t imagine the number of bugs involved. You’d also have to account for fall damage and the fact that no other merc in the game would be as good a flanker. Splitting an opponent’s team attention that much is way too strong, regardless. I really hope this was a joke character.


(BushWanker) #13

@Naonna said:
It sounds like a reckless version of pheonix with a death wish. Consider that spawn timers can be quite long if you’re killed early, and you’ve basically left your entire team down a player for no strong reason.

Edit: I’m going to keep going. This bugs me.
I can’t imagine the number of bugs involved. You’d also have to account for fall damage and the fact that no other merc in the game would be as good a flanker. Splitting an opponent’s team attention that much is way too strong, regardless. I really hope this was a joke character.

So many things…
-All mercs have spawn timers and thats how the game works.
-Fall damage? You obviously don’t know how a parachute works
-And its just the way how the merc works.
“Nobody is as good a flanker”, like nobody has Lasers as good as Kira?
Or bombs as good as Feltcher?
Or nades as good as Fragger?


(GatoCommodore) #14

get dropped on underground last plant site
plant bomb
dies
look at spawn timer is now at 0
laugh maniacally

dropped on the same spot
shoots engineer
he calls for medic
dont shoot yet
entire team came after you
get blasted by MOA
now the bomb timer is at 20 sec
you are now spawning on the same spot

enemy team faces
https://media.giphy.com/media/sDfNmROwGl8kg/giphy.gif
you successfully defended the objective
now SD hide the merc behind 30$ paywall
SD now plans Dirty Bomb 2 from the money they make selling this merc