Merc "Domination" Voice Lines: Stoker


(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #1

You get the idea.

  • Aimee- “Oh dear, your designer clothes are all black and burnt now.”
  • Arty- “Well at least your gloves didn’t burn. Since you don’t have any.”
  • Aura- “Standing still… fire… not a good combination, ma’am.”
  • Bushwhacker- “It’s hotter than the Wild West, but I’m sure you’ll get used to it… pardner.”
  • Fletcher- “Bright enough for your sunglasses, yes?”
  • Fragger- “No more ‘kabooms’ for you, yankee.”
  • Guardian- “A real guardian would’ve called the firemen, yes?”
  • Hunter- “I’d say you were a bit overdressed, but…”
  • Javelin- “Did they not have firemen back in your time?”
  • Kira- “That laser of your’s gets hot? Interesting…”
  • Nader- “Well you were certainly dressed for the occasion.”
  • Phantom- “Can’t hide from flames, sir.”
  • Phoenix- “There must be something poetic about a mystical phoenix dying by fire, but I can’t seem to put my finger on it…”
  • Proxy- “Looks like the heat finally caught up to your heels, darling.”
  • Redeye- “And now you’ve become one with the smoke.”
  • Rhino- “That will certainly help you burn some calories.”
  • Sawbonez- “Third degree burns are awful hard to treat, huh?”
  • Skyhammer- “Well on the bright side, the alcohol won’t burn as much.”
  • Sparks- “All that white has turned to black… such a shame.”
  • Stoker- “Didn’t your mother teach you not to play with fire?”
  • Thunder- “What was it about attacking Russians in the winter? I didn’t have much a problem with it.”
  • Turtle- “Cold-blooded? Hmmm.”
  • Vassili- “Well that hood certainly isn’t helping you when the light is under you.”

Not sure how well these turned out, but some of them are alright.
(I couldn’t think of any fire stuff for Fragger)