Merc "Domination" Voice Lines: Proxy

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #1

After listening to some TF2 Domination Voice Lines, and being thoroughly bored, I decided it would be fun to make voice lines for DB mercs if they were to Dominate other mercs.
I would go in alphabetical order, but I don’t care enough about Aimee to do her first.

  • Aimee- “First I ruined your life, and now I ended it.”
  • Arty- “Maybe you should go work in a factory, you’d probably be better off there.”
  • Aura- “That’ll teach you to stand still, yankee.”
  • Bushwhacker- “All those degrees and ya’ still couldn’t land a shot on me, ya’ illiterate cowboy.”
  • Fletcher- “That’ll keep your ego in check, *sshole.”
  • Guardian- “Sucks that that glove of your’s can’t revive ya’self.”
  • Hunter- “Guess the Hunter has become the hunted, hahahahahaha… He’s probably heard that before…”
  • Javelin- “Go back to the Medieval Times, hun.”
  • Kira- “Oh look at you, all dressed up like a soldier, ya’ f*ckin’ schoolgirl.”
  • Fragger- “Just another dumb*ss dressed up as a soldier, you are.”
  • Nader- “Go cry back to your wife, FemiNazi.”
  • Phantom- “Fancy suit and a mask covered in your own blood, that’s what ya’ got.”
  • Phoenix- “Self-revive from that, bird boy.”
  • Proxy- “Sorry about that, pretty lady, but there’s only room for one Lisa Wells 'round here.”
  • Redeye- “Maybe you should watch your step next-time, cyclops.”
  • Rhino- “Look at that, your big-brain’s splattered all over my bat!”
  • Sawbonez- “I wonder if self-surgery is a thing. I’m sure you could use a bit of that, doc!”
  • Skyhammer- “That’ll sober ya’ up, drunkard.”
  • Sparks- “I’m sure you could find a new identity, no one looks as red and beaten as you!”
  • Stoker- “It’s about time someone put you out, ya’ bloody maniac.”
  • Thunder- “What slowed ya’ down, commie? The blinding or the morbid obesity?”
  • Turtle- “All that time we couldn’t find ya, and now you’re just a big ol’ disappointment.”
  • Vassili- “Hey look it’s a loser…but in real life.”

Feel free to post your own, or make suggestions for the next one (since I’ll probably continue this for all the other mercs).

(Mc1412013) #2

I know they said at some point they would love to have more lines recorded. It would be nice if d.b 1.0 would get a v-say would get new lines for its grand opening. But they also said its diffcult to get every one back in to record them.

(Press E) #3

I kinda hope they don’t add domination lines tbh. Last thing we need is more hostility, even worse when it’s literally built into the game. And on top of that when they’re not obvious jokes, unlike fraggers “I’m gonna give you a second asshole, asshole”

Sometimes I end up unintentionally dominating a new player and feel really guilty about it. The last thing I’d want in that situation is for my character to yell “Hey look it’s a loser…but in real life.” ):

Also adding in a merc specific voiceline for dominating every single merc would be pretty painful to do for such a minor thing, when you have to get a voice actor back just for that

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #4

@STARRYSOCK said:
I kinda hope they don’t add domination lines tbh. Last thing we need is more hostility, even worse when it’s literally built into the game. And on top of that when they’re not obvious jokes, unlike fraggers “I’m gonna give you a second @$!#, @$!#”

Sometimes I end up unintentionally dominating a new player and feel really guilty about it. The last thing I’d want in that situation is for my character to yell “Hey look it’s a loser…but in real life.” ):

Also adding in a merc specific voiceline for dominating every single merc would be pretty painful to do for such a minor thing, when you have to get a voice actor back just for that

Well the “Hey look it’s a loser,” voice line is a reference to Vassili’s “I’m like an aimbot… but in real life,” voice line.
I don’t really share the same opinion as you, but I get what you’re saying.