[Merc] Buttface McGee

(Rjsto) #1

Concept art:

[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/plqcZkj.png[/spoiler]

Name: Buttface McGee
Type: Assault
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Nationality: Scottish

Health: 110
Speed: 420

“flatulence noises”

Description: Buttface didn’t always have bum for a face, really made his name easier to get behind though. Working as security in nuclear facility you should take care of your own security too and not fall in huge vats of nuclear waste. After many complications with his boss from his inability to form anything but sounds of ripping a big one, he decided to make his own fortune in mercenary business.

Ability: Flying turret. Limited ammo and small health make the turret less effective than Bushwhacker’s, but pressing E Buttface can command the turret to go where the crosshair is, cool beans right?

Weapons: He only has secondarys, that’s shite right? Well noooo cause he can dualwield, wot. So primary, pistol, secondary, two pistols!

(Rjsto) #2

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(debonairRogue) #3

this is the best idea ever
but I don’t understand the “dual wield mechanic”. does this mean his secondary is stronger than his primary because he has two pistols instead of one? or does he take both his secondary and primary out when pressing Q?

(Rjsto) #4

[quote=“debonairRogue;46895”]this is the best idea ever
but I don’t understand the “dual wield mechanic”. does this mean his secondary is stronger than his primary because he has two pistols instead of one? or does he take both his secondary and primary out when pressing Q?[/quote]

Yeah, or maybe primary should be dual wield and secondary just one. You know, for moments when you don’t want to kill the enemy faster. Q is reserved for the turret though!

(MissMurder) #5

Haha! Did you draw this?!

(Rjsto) #6

With my own two hands, and one foot!

(MissMurder) #7

Magnifique!

(Samniss_Arandeen) #8

That butt looks more like a ball sack than a pair of glutes. But it’s better than anything I could have managed.

Dual wielding. Um, what about just having the secondary be two pistols where everyone else has just one? A SMG or shotty would work well as a primary.

(Faraleth) #9

I’m laughing way harder than I should… x-x omg, LOL!!

(GottaBeGreg) #10

This needs to be a thing.

(gg2ez) #11

Necro hard.

(neverplayseriou) #12

Bad @MissMurder necroing threads :stuck_out_tongue:

(Rjsto) #13

[quote=“Samniss_Arandeen;82424”]
Dual wielding. Um, what about just having the secondary be two pistols where everyone else has just one? A SMG or shotty would work well as a primary.[/quote]

Well, I’m gonna take your word for it, I didn’t want to make him too mary sue oc do nut steel!

(TheOrangePhantome) #14

@MissMurder Can that be the next merc please cuz i’d lmao every time i fight him.