This isn’t a rant thread, it’s more of a “People doing things that are a bit annoying, but give you more of a laugh then a need to rant on the forums.”
So here’s mine.
A couple months ago, I was playing a normal pub game and me and this other guy got into argument about something I can’t remember (well wasn’t really argument, more like a me being a sarcastic butthead and him getting unnecessarily pissed off about it). Luckily this was after the update that allowed you to mute people in chat as well as voice chat (the guy was on my team), so I just got tired of him insulting me (or at least trying to) and muted him. Judging from my other teammates chat, he was saying some stuff that was either really mean, or really dumb (I’m guessing the latter). We were playing on Chapel on defense, and they had just gotten the EV to the final spot. I quickly got over to the Rock, and suddenly I see a friendly Nader just start knifing me. I realized it was him and ignored him, but it didn’t stop me from chuckling at someone who was clearly butthurt trying to “offend” me with his knives that didn’t actually do anything other then waste his own time.
Anyways, go ahead and post yours, but keep it fun. This isn’t a “Uggh I hate the noob medics who, blah blah” kinda thread. Try to have fun with it! Give us some laughs!
Let's Talk About People Doing Stupid/Weird/Funny Things!
When you are gunfighting close combat with a Sawbones and they panick and send medpack in your face. Always give me a good laugh
Best way to deal with caustic/salty players is to ignore them. If they are truly offensive, overtly demeaning, casually bigoted or downright 1930’s racist or something then report them and I’m sure Nexon or Splash may judge them accordingly, well hopefully anyway lol. Remember the golden Dirty Bomb rule, don’t be a ‘duck’. Well that’s my portmanteau of two words, but I think you will get it B).
Now, to address the intent of your post and yes I have to start with medics:
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Auras that leave your body withering and rolling back and forth on the ground, the enemy a mile away, walk right on top of you, smack the healing station on top of you then leave it there. They proceed to charge a Vasilli, and then that Vasilli gets his first kill all game :D.
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Discussions in game with people of these persuasions who have strong beliefs or borderline extremist concerning: Political, Religious, and Stoners - String those 3 in any order and grab some popcorn and an ammo bag from a generous skyhammer for the free skills you are going to get whilst they argue.
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Skyhammer throws a ton of ammo, you jollily run to grab a pack, and by the time you get to it, some random other ammo station/ throwing merc grabs it.
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Team of phantoms on the other team, orchestrated usually by a friend or two, and me happily switching to Redeye and smiling from ear to ear.
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Seeing a Phoenix revive themself, “Again I am my own say…” and getting shot immediately by some random person.
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A Nader and an Aura trying to dance in the base, and being the last 2 mercs, end up dying.
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1 hp and 1 round running after downing and finishing phoenix with Redeye, smoke and ir on cooldown, only to emerge in a room with 4 fatties and their miniguns.
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Random rotating and breakdancing dead or downed players, I’m tempted to blast 1980’s freestyle music whilst they do so. Here’s a modern example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXUMVTO4qJ8
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Kiras that laser themselves on accident, this is a direct reference to a friend who wanted to try Kira for the first time, you know who you are
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.[quote=“KnightDemon;148889”] Well that’s my portmanteau of two words, but I think you will get it [/quote] cringe porte-manteaux xD
[quote=“Jesus;148891”][quote=“KnightDemon;148889”] Well that’s my portmanteau of two words, but I think you will get it [/quote] cringe porte-manteaux xD
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We tend to make up our own spellings here in the US and butcher other loanwords as we see fit, and we think colour(our) is too welcoming, so we give ourselves choices, color (or).
Here is a pretty funny one that @LifeupOmega posted earlier today and I’ve watched probably 10 times.
[quote=“Amerika;148896”]Here is a pretty funny one that @LifeupOmega posted earlier today and I’ve watched probably 10 times.
Oh man i cant stop laughing. You do the mistake once i can get that. But doing it twice and killing yourself in the process…
Imma guna sro ma maine in ze fayer wat culd go wrong…
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9. Kiras that laser themselves on accident [/quote]
Just this one motivated me to drop the LOL happened to me several time too… :#
[quote=“Jesus;148900”][quote=“KnightDemon;148889”]
9. Kiras that laser themselves on accident [/quote]
Just this one motivated me to drop the LOL happened to me several time too… :#
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It was very funny when it happened. We were on voice chat, he was getting all excited to try Kira on the defending side with me watching the long a in Overground. So I mark the enemies rushing long, and he tries to take em out using the laser for the first time, and well…you know the end result 
His response was, “f Kira, i’m going back to Phantom”
When a Phantom stealths towards me, goes for a melee kill and I just bat them away. Happens so many times.
When you sneak up on another player but they see you and then for some reason you both whip out your melee and have an intense 1v1 battle that lasts like a minute. Even better when other people join in! Unless someone ruins it with their gun.
It’s like an unspoken rule if you someone is trying to melee you, you accept the challenge. I once played a game on an Asian server and someone said “hey let’s do melee only” and EVERYONE joined in it was mental. For some reason I topped the scoreboard, second was a sparks on the other team with a cricket bat. Now I always remember sparks + cricket bat = ez
People with 3 sticky bombs stuck to them running around like headless chickens, completely helpless XD
When new players don’t run. They simply walk everywhere.
It’s so funny to watch. I can only imagine old people on the other side of the screen.
I love it when you’re minding your own business, and a friendly Skybro rolls on through, notices you, and then proceeds to unload an entire magazine into you and the wall behind you, then run in and attempt to stab you to death while you stare at him the entire time. This has happened a few too many times to just be stupidity.
Posted this a while ago and in the contest but this:
And this was posted a while ago too:
When you play Sparks and you see an invisible phantom with katana running towards you so you start backpedaling and you go faster than he does so he is there trying to lunge katana you in the wind. And eventually when he gets his gun you revive headshot him, always a good laugh you can add a teabag at the end for seasonning.
[quote=“Beryl;149369”]Fight for better spot for ammo station with @Kirays
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Haha, you actually recorded that.
Awesome. It was a pleasure to meet your ammo station. 
When the enemy skyhammer gave me the ammo pack, In reture, I fed him with my bar