Let's start a FML thread...

(MTLMortis) #1

Playing Aura and the only medic on defense in Market. I’m also the only person on my team that runs right to cover A.

…entire enemy team steamrolls through A.

FML

(SteelMailbox) #2

So close to a godlike and then turn around a corner and [Whole enemy team spawn, lucky headshot vassili, random Fragger nade, Rhino with Aura, whatever the fuck]

FML

(InvaderGir) #3

http://puu.sh/mnmiv/2c313b8505.jpg

…I’m still upset about it.

(watsyurdeal) #4

Real FML? I have the money to spend on games and getting my setup just right, but now I never have time to play.

(ThiagoJaqueta) #5

[quote=“InvaderGir;135422”]http://puu.sh/mnmiv/2c313b8505.jpg

…I’m still upset about it.[/quote]

Lol I got the EXACT SAME LOADOUT!!!
FML

Also, I got an Blishlock Aura, and a Blishlock Bushwacker (Containment)
FML TWICE

(Xan) #6

@InvaderGir You’re not the worst mate, i got a H63 fletcher in dickens,fyi hollunds+simeon+shit perks

(gg2ez) #7

New PC build in AUS is gonna cost me $2100. F. M. L.

(i5, 8GB, 4GB 960).

Edit: This has to be DB related? Oh, well, uh - I’m playing DB at 20-30~ FPS right now. FML-ish I guess.

(RyePanda) #8

I wouldn;'t call unshakeable, double time and drilled bad perks, probably the best in the game. Much better than the H31 that I have in dickens, cobalt, gold, and silver

(MTLMortis) #9

Team runs towards A pylon on Market every round to plant.

Team gets flame naded by enemy Stoker in the building every round.

0 - 7

poor show

FML

(SereneFlight) #10

1.5 years at school, 1.5 years taking care of mi baby brother, half year in le army… no gaming for 2.5 years + lost interest in artsy stuff.

DB stuff… playing medic and be the only one trying to push… meanwhile Fraggers and stuff are hiding around the corner going “too scary. might get hit. nopity nope nope. i’ll just throw nades from here.”

Playing engi, defusing, get killed, medic goes for defuse instead of res.

Playing assault, clearing obj area, engis going for tdm instead of repair/ c4.

Opportunity for easy Ace, get killed by friendly C4 on pub server… y u h8 me gaem?

(Sir_Slam) #11

They put quickeye on a shotgun class? Wow. That’s fucking harsh.

(ThiagoJaqueta) #12

Probably the same guy who puts Tough on Sawbonez, HE CAN HEAL HIMSELF!!!

(Adam) #13

I was playing dirty bomb one night, and having a blast. Thats when a 12 year old started to tell me how much i suck. I ignore him, and he continues, infact, we wont stop! I yell back at him, and things start to get heated. Players on my team egg us on, things get real bad. Yelling mom insult, and calling each other names. I get so mad, i turn off my computer, throw my mouse, and storm out of my room. I am a 20 year old man, fighting with a 12 year old boy… FML…

(darlingClaymore) #14

i bought 5 elite dickens cases, got no special loadouts FML

(RyePanda) #15

I wouldn;'t call unshakeable, double time and drilled bad perks, probably the best in the game. Much better than the H31 that I have in dickens, cobalt, gold, and silver[/quote]

Update, did another cobalt trade up, and got the exact same H31… fml

(SirMurder) #16

[quote=“InvaderGir;135422”]http://puu.sh/mnmiv/2c313b8505.jpg

…I’m still upset about it.[/quote]

/id take that any day

(Occult) #17

fml all day

(Adam) #18

It was late at night, and i just finished another game of dirty bomb. Suddenly, i start to get a little horny… So i pull up my favorate you know what site. :wink: after a quick search, i find something hot… I mute my speakers, and do my business. After words, i switch tabs back to dirty bomb. My team for some reason is laughing. I notice my X key is stuck down. I just fapped over db coms… I was able to fap faster then dirty bomb’s kick system… FML…

(SirMurder) #19

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(Adam) #20

I was at my quartly meeting at work, everything was going great. My manager told us we are up disclosed in sales, and people were tossing ideas up in the air to better the company. The room slowly faded to silence, and my boss says "does anyone have anything else they want to add? " I input “i’d like to add turtle.” everyone went silent. Wtf was I thinking?! Everyone is 40+, and none of them have ever played even 1 game. But my brain for some reason said “if you pretend what you say is common knowledge, they will agree.” "hah! Well duh, everyone wants a deployable sheild… Cuz… You know… Team support… Turtle… Cuz… You know… He’s not out yet… Yeah… " everyone is looking at me like i am crazy, my manager says. "okay… Moving on… " FML…